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"I don't get it, but hey--whatever works for you."

Used to denote ambivalence toward another's choice of action/food/hobby/sexual partner.

See Whatever humps your camel, whatever floats your boat.

From the delicious invention of the root beer float, a scoop of ice cream placed into a frosty mug of Sprecher's best.
Two kids sit down in the cafeteria.

Ryan: Sweet! My mom packed me a peanutbutter & tunafish sandwhich for lunch!
Josh: *enjoying his pizza Lunchable* Whatever floats your root beer, dude.
by Lady Chevalier July 10, 2005
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whatever your face

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term used as a comeback, such as "your face" but the "whatever" adds to the intensity. seeing that "whatever" is a comeback already, it's like adding 1+1 and getting much more than you bargained for.
#1: your mother is fatter than a pregnant elephant!!
#2: whatever
#1: whatever your face!!!!
by Hopscotch Jones April 8, 2009
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whatever makes you wet

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1. Of or relating to any and every situation in which the outcome is not of particular importance.
Jill: "Do you want to watch The Notebook or Armageddon?"
Tom: "Well... whatever makes you wet."
by st33lyguy December 26, 2007
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whatever major loser

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stupid hand signal used by little kids who want to express their hatred for people.
by kt June 5, 2003
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"That gay hooker that renowned homophobe Dr. Rekers hired when he went overseas is not cute at all, but, whatever lifts your luggage."
by ThatsTooBad May 4, 2010
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Your view is different then mine so I am going to tease you in a sarcastic way
Tom: I love going for long walks on Sundays, they make me feel so close to nature!

Tim: Riight... well whatever floats your boat man.
by sweetheart21 February 13, 2007
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A phrase used for the wealthy. Only for the wealthy... you have to be rich to afford a yacht.
Simile Phrase: What ever floats your boat.
Rich girl: "I really want to get this 280,000 car, but I really like this 280,001 car... Well, I'll get the 280,001 car. I like it better than the 280,000 car..."

Other: "What ever floats your yacht."

Rich girl: "Well it can't be my money, cause it's heavy... idk. I'll have to ask my daddy.."
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