Weaver Beaver

An aggressive driver who cuts in on the freeway by passing on the right at excessive speed, when there is not even enough room for a synapse. (not gender specific)

That blasted weaver beaver ran me into the emergency lane! Can't anyone wait their turn in line anymore?

by The Reptiles and I May 19, 2023

Sam Weaver

A Sam Weaver (also known as a Sweaver (female)), is a very average guy. His penis is averaged sized, height, hair, emotional stability, fighting skills. is body parts resemble penis' to the naked eye and his mum is always angry. He doesn't leave his house much. Sits down playing Call of Duty 6 and not showering.

Jay: Should we get Sam Weaver to come out?
Dru: Yeah good idea!

Sam Weaver: can't, Mum's Angry.

by JayYung December 09, 2024

raegan weaver

super sexy, friends with a derek defranco, super cool and softball lover

dude she looks like a raegan weaver

by bigcow99 January 02, 2021

peace-weaver

A peace-weaver is someone who tries to make peace and keep peace with somebody.

Mean Girl: "How do you not hate me yet?"
The Peace-Weaver: "Well i am a peace-weaver, I like to make peace with people, even if they're mean, and keep the peace. So have a great day!

by ihateurfriendsandtheyhatemetoo April 28, 2020

Canna/Weaver

The Arch Nemesis of the team Im/Ryan. I loss against Canna/Weaver simply cannot be tolerated.

Aw man, I don't wanna hit Canna/Weaver

by tom_tom_ryan March 06, 2023

The michael weaver

When you chain a deer to a pole, shoot it, and then proceed to place your chode inside of it

I was at my farm the other day and did the Michael Weaver

by C Man 44 November 11, 2017

Weaver

Weaver: Someone who throws like a sissy or performs badly in the clutch in baseball. Also, a slang term for poop.

Man, That dude throws like a weaver.

Check out this giant weaver I took in the toilet.

by Dex2518 April 20, 2018