Wake and Bis verb
1. Emerge from a deep slumber with the gentle and melodic tunes of Andrew Bisante, alias Deeprest. In some regions, a traditional wake and bis may be accompanied by an herbal persuasian, although not required.
1. Emerge from a deep slumber with the gentle and melodic tunes of Andrew Bisante, alias Deeprest. In some regions, a traditional wake and bis may be accompanied by an herbal persuasian, although not required.
“No better way to start my day than with an early wake and bis. Man I love sante”
“This wake and bis got me feelin right”
“Honey, you seem groggy today. Did you remember to wake and bis this morning?”
“This wake and bis got me feelin right”
“Honey, you seem groggy today. Did you remember to wake and bis this morning?”
by D.S. [DS] January 27, 2023
Get the Wake and Bismug. cousin #1: i think i’m going to pull a wake and take on my cousin
cousin #2: oh no, better tape my ass shut
cousin #2: oh no, better tape my ass shut
by mothers penis April 1, 2020
Get the wake and takemug. A mental state where your thought process is exactly the same as when you experience insomnia. Generally understood to be triggered by intense and prolonged boredom, from which the patient cannot physically escape, and so psychologically removes them self from their situation.
Over spring break, Jane had to go with her parents to her great-uncle's funeral. When she got back to University, she binge drank to forget the awful memory of experiencing "Waking Insomnia" from sitting through the endless ceremonies for the dead Uncle she didn't give a fuck about.
by thecrippler June 30, 2011
Get the Waking Insomniamug. (n.) A term relating to someone who is so profusely dumb/bizarre that the brain cannot comprehend that they did or said a certain thing. Usually referring to a friend or family member so as to not directly call them out and keep them anonymous, but the people in that social circle all know who that person is (commonly accompanied with a sigh and a "I'm not surprised" thought)
No one:
Not a single soul:
Wake Waow: I hate puppies. They are the worst. Sushi is awful because my tongue was born in 2018. I like Emma Watson but I refuse to say it because I'm a good boi. Also who is this Emily Weed I keep hearing about?
Not a single soul:
Wake Waow: I hate puppies. They are the worst. Sushi is awful because my tongue was born in 2018. I like Emma Watson but I refuse to say it because I'm a good boi. Also who is this Emily Weed I keep hearing about?
by WAKE WAOW November 11, 2020
Get the Wake Waowmug. I wanna wake make with you baby.
They wake maked before they brushed their teeth or peed because they were so horny.
They wake maked before they brushed their teeth or peed because they were so horny.
by Kinogod May 18, 2013
Get the Wake makemug. Morning sex where the male or female orgasm is faked in order to shorten this experience that should already only take between 5-10 minutes.
I hate it when my wife fake orgasims. She fake orgasmed the other morning. She thinks it helped, but it was only coincidence that I came faster.
"Honey, did you just wake and fake?"
"Honey, did you just wake and fake?"
by Explosive_Joseph June 11, 2020
Get the Wake and Fakemug. A very sexy man. Has the biggest penis in the world and gets every girl. Becomes rich when older and treats their girl nicely. Treats her like a princess. Has lots of friends. Always the funniest one. Very humble person and is a very giving person.
by A very good friend ❤ November 22, 2021
Get the turbo wakefulmug.