Balsamic Vinegar

A popular vinegar used on salads and in Italian cooking. The word Balsamic is derived from the Latin word “BALLSAMINO” meaning scrotum or gonad sack. This highly prized vinegar is distilled from the scrotum excretions of pre-puberic boys, giving it its characteristic aroma and pungency. The more expensive blends are formulated from 60 day unwashed scrotums whereas the less costly ones are only festered for a maximum of two weeks. Up until recently, most production came from the Italian monasteries and seminaries using pre-castrated choir boys. Now however, due to worldwide outrage over this practice, production is down and several other countries are now producing this special tonic. Africa and Asia now produce more than Italy. The African blends are particularly pungent and flavorful while the Asian varieties exhibit a slightly fishy odor and taste. Although the Asian varieties have yet to become popularized in the United States, they are steadily gaining market share on the west coast, particularly in the San Francisco Bay areas.
My children’s mother, an Italian immigrant herself, absolutely loves Balsamic vinegar but the store bought versions are way too expensive. Luckily for me, my three pre-teen sons are happy to help her produce this at home. As an added benefit, my hot water and gas bills have gone down significantly.

Wow, this balsamic vinegar smells and tastes just like you after a week of no showers. Your such a pig.

by Snowpimp48 March 12, 2023

cat shit vinegar

A group chat that includes a wide array of people who start off acquaintances and slowly become homies. This group chat is a mongoloid of funny people and things. The groups will one day destroy the world, including noa as their first murder. They praise a god named Simon.

"Oh shit look at them! It's cat shit vinegar!"

"Omg they're so cool, I wanna be them!!"

by hi loser. April 2, 2020

Vinegar Wedding

When two people on the day of their wedding run away with each other, not telling any of the wedding guests.

Often leaving people confused and with a bitter taste in their mouth about the whole situation.

Wedding guest 1: Where are the bride and groom? The ceremony should have started half hour ago?
Wedding guest 2: They better not have pulled a Vinegar Wedding on us!
WG1: Well if they aren’t here in 15 mins I’m leaving, and I’m taking my toaster with me!

by TheVillain94 May 21, 2025

Vinegar Lollipop

A fucked-up form of fellatio. The man will not shower for 2 weeks and then the woman (or other dude) will proceed to suck on their partner's balls.

"Gave that bitch the vinegar lollipop last night"

by sickmuthufuka May 9, 2014

fear of vinegar

Fear of vinegar is to find vinegar revolting, from the smell to the idea of it on food.

“Why don’t you want vinegar on your fish and chips?” “I have an intense fear of vinegar”

by Okiedokielololol October 14, 2023

Vinegar Fingers

A female who arrives back from the toilet quickly and has clearly not washed her hands

You were quick, have you washed your hands? Smells like you have vinegar fingers!

by davjoe June 9, 2022

Persianpilled vinegarism

Persianpilled vinegarism is an ideology founded by Sir Haytham Mohammad bin taoufik madani. It’s when you’re based and Persian and you have vinegarian features. People who follow this ideology are very fond of Persian mint vinegar.

That man is based and Persian pilled and follows the ideology of Persianpilled vinegarism.

by Vinegarpilled April 19, 2021