Vince Dick Slap 

When someone both literally and metaphorically dick slaps the shit out of another person for being a total fucking idiot.

Guy 1: “Dude, they want me to pay for utilities on months I didn’t even live at the house”
Guy 2: “Fuck that shit, just tell your dad and he’ll Vince dick slap the hell out of them and put them in their place”
Guy 1: “hell yeah man you’re right”

Vince Dick Slap by Babolat2015 August 16, 2018

Vince Carter 

Currently plays for New Jersey Nets in the NBA. He helped the Nets hold on to a 8th spot in the Eastern Conference Playoffs(2005). While in Toronto, Vince Carter got paid big money to sit on the bench and whine about how much the Raptors organization stinks. He played poorly purposely because he was holding a childish grudge against the organization. He betrayed heart-felt Toronto fans who supported him throughout his career before he sky-rocketed to stardom. People basically hates his cockiness and his lack of professionalism.

Vince Carter is an example of an overpaid athlete

Vince Carter by f()cK!Ng pIe<3 of EfFlNg sHyT! April 25, 2005

vince young 

aka: Black Jesus

Charismatic QB who possesses natural leadership abilities and freakish athleticism.

Person 1: Hey did you see Black Jesus gettin all crunk, pumping his teammates up before the game?

Person 2: Yeah, then he went out there and took his team to another victory.

Vince Young deserves his Heisman back.

vince young by YankeeRebelSon November 7, 2007

Vince Carter 

A soft, sheltered young man who teased everyone with his athletic ability a few years ago but then quickly rested on his laurels. Later betrayed the fans of Toronto who supported him despite his softness by asking for a trade.

"You don't need to go to the hospital for a paper cut. Stop being a Vince Carter."

"I hope Vince Carter gets traded to New York where the fans and media will eat him alive."

Vince Carter by Lazarus Ciccone December 10, 2004

Vince Carter 

To be held back by injuries.

(A person who can dominate the NBA when they want to and is healthy.)

"Yo dudes, this knee injury has totally Vince Carter'd me!"

Vince Carter by RaptorKiller May 1, 2003

vince carter 

Most athletic player ever. Best in the league. People hate on him for no reason their jealous of his abilities.

Vince Carter jumps higher than anyone else.

vince carter by white wonder December 16, 2004

Vince Carter 

played for the Toronto Raptors franchise; bailed out on the millions of fans who supported him in Canada; a very very selfish man who cared only for himself; he was making 12.5 million dollars in 2004-2005 and felt he needed to start worrying about himself and put his priorities before that of his teamates and the city of Toronto; accussed the franchise of constantly rebuilding and having a revolving door policy on free agents; the however admitted to not giving it his all in Toronto thus proving he was responsible for the raps losing seasons; a very sad man with a lot of talent; he may be geniunly nice outside but was never a MAN on the basketball court; OAKLEY challenged him and he got him traded; VC helped bring in HAKEEM who was a FLOP; his mom ran the franchise and his life; now hes winning games as a new jersey NET which as a team has less talent than do the raptors which goes to show you if he'd have given his all the the raptors franchise, they would've made the playoffs this yr and in yrs past

"Vince Carter is a whiny mama's boy whose as selfish as they come, and has no regard for anyone but himself

Vince Carter by NBA Thug April 6, 2005