online verb misallocation

Saying something on the internet says nothing; it only types something unless you are using voice recognition software.

"i'm saying this new definition of 'online verb misallocation' to people"

by Schizo Bubble October 13, 2008

Swander (verb)

To casually wander while lost in your own world, usually daydreaming or zoning.

Swander (verb)

“I was supposed to shop, but I just swandered around Target for an hour.”

“She swandered through the park with her headphones on, completely zoned out.”
swanderer (noun)

Plural: swanderers

A person who casually wanders or drifts, often absorbed in their own thoughts.

“The city was full of tourists, artists, and swanderers alike.”

Someone who enjoys meandering in a thoughtful, unhurried way.

“He was a true swanderer, never in a rush, always in his own rhythm.”

A mashup of swan (graceful) and wander (aimless).

by El Del September 4, 2025

Doge (verb)

Past tense: Doged

The act of firing US federal employees by the Department of Government Efficency.

They're going to doge (verb) everyone in the Department of Education.

by MS eeEEnnnnnnNn BC February 25, 2025

toosh, adj., verb

toosh(adj.): an uncool person, flake, fake, or poser; biggest loser on the planet.

toosh(verb): to act uncool or screw something up by be being stupid/uncool; to push one's luck and fail miserably w/great shame; to flake out.

Fabio is a toosh.

GW Bush really tooshed it w/ the war on Iraq.

by pussy destructo March 3, 2004

Isaac (Verb)

The action or several actions of being a lil female dog and consistently snitching unnecessarily for a period of time that is more than wanted.

Why you got to be such an Isaac (Verb)?

by radiatorbuilder3000 February 13, 2020

Roying (To Roy) (Verb)

When a person, who is specifically ginger with astoundingly beautiful facial hair and cool sunglasses, does something cool.

Roying (To Roy) (Verb)

'Hey, look at that guy ROYING over there!'

'Yeah, he's a real Roy, if you know what I mean.'

'Man, that guy really has beautiful facial hair and cool sunglasses! He must be Roying right now!'

by NotRoyHarper May 2, 2023

stalin (verb)

The gay sex act that involves one man spraying shaving cream around his belly button and the other taking three pennies. One he inserts into his ass, the second he superglues to his right testicle and the third he flips. If it's heads he rips the penny off his right testicle and goes down on the other mans belly button and then spits the shaving cream the other mans eye like a wad of cum. If he flips tails he has to shit the penny out then punch the other man in the face while the other man is in the floor grabs his ankles and grabs him in a lawn mower position. The guy assuming the lawn mower position has to make the vroom vroom sound while pacing exactly 15 steps and fish for deposited penny.

I can't believe you just did the stalin (verb) last night, you sick fuck.

by Stalin June 1, 2014