VontaeLand

Them smaxkas from out that north

VontaeLand shit

by Vl_Bdot99th February 5, 2022

Vontfp

Vagina out near toilet for pictures

Damn girl I’m gonna vontfp for him

by Whattheefuck April 24, 2022

Vontress

Just some real family who should be paid for there rare royalty of a island not yet found but filled with the rich and royal.

That Vontress family is not from around here.

by Vontress June 11, 2022

vostok

the name of the shittiest watch brand in the world bar anything made in a shed in outer mongolia

watches are all produced by a russian man deluded enough to think that just because it's waterproof the moving parts don't have to be rust-proof.

they come in sexy boxes with labels that fall of and for some strange reason they have inordinate character despite being a tad shite.

person 1- what's the time?
Vostok wearer - 10.12am
anyone else - oi mate it's 5 fuckin thirty pm and you haven't bought lunch yet because of your shitty russky watch.
vostok wearer - oh, terribly sorry, the internal mechanism has rusted up and the watch has stopped.

by lead shielding supplier (ham-) August 3, 2022

Voster

A Voster is a group of men that can be called on at any time for casual sex, these guys don't know about the voster or each other, to add men to this group is known as building your voster. The term voster also originated in Florida, where roster is for men and voster is for women.

Girl he’s hot, you should add him to your voster.
I’m bored. Let me see who’s available from my voster.

by Floriddda September 10, 2022

vonathan

the realest and cutest n word of them all

he has to be the vonathan

by thehimhelper December 12, 2022

Vontweektinstein

A smart ass hyperactive know it all that talks super fast usually high on gack

This annoying vontweektinstein was at the park today thought he would never shut up

by Haggard toreback January 16, 2023