Turning two

Another way of telling someone you have to take a shit.

Guy 1: "Hey what's up?"

Guy 2: "Just turning two."

Guy 1: "That's disgusting. Dont pick up when you're on the toliet."

by southp8627 July 30, 2010

two and eight

It's Cockney Rhyming slang innit Geezah?

Oh. And it's the Bingo thing too...

"Two and Eight"... State. As in "Blimey! 'E's in a proper two an' eight, Guv..."

by Gor Blimey Howard July 05, 2004

two bills

200 as in 200 pounds, etc.

that fat bitch was pushin two bills, but it didn't stop Larry from knockin' it out.

by howie feldersnatch October 03, 2003

two a days

an extreme week of hell which football tryouts are held, where there are 2 practices a day

hey bro you ready for two a days ?

by mark andrews August 15, 2007

two-penneth

Oldish English saying.
When someone gives you his thoughts and views or opinion on what you should do about a situation or dilemma. It suggests that the opinion may not be worth much, but might nevertheless help you in your decision making.

Well that's my two-penneth - take it or leave it!

by Drom May 29, 2008

Two Four

A case of beer, containing 24 cans, hence, two four

Jack went to the party with a two four, and ended up chundering all over the dining room table

by The Sarge August 01, 2003

two four

1. A case of 24 beer cans or beer bottles.

2. The May Two-Four which is the May long weekend celebrated on the 4th Monday of May - near May 24th (Victoria Day) in Canada, New Zealand, and Australia.

1. Can you pick me up a two four from the store?

2. What are you doing for the May two four? Heading up to the cottage?

by Nenuial May 22, 2006