What The Flying Turtles 

''What the Fuck''

Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children

Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!

What The Flying Turtles by dmqt July 6, 2022

What The Flying Turtles 

''What the Fuck''

Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children

Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!

What The Flying Turtles by dmqt July 6, 2022

operation ninja turtles 

if you do not know, this is for men only, this operation is directed by men, for men. if you do not know my fellow brethren, operation ninja turtle goes like this: we men for the past few years have been building an underground city, through the sewers, by chance if women disappear off the planet for 24 hours, we will take to the sewers and go to our secret sewer castle, that is all i have as of right now for info, i am not working on it, i am here to spread the news

yo, bro do you know about operation ninja turtles?

yeah, but stfu for now, we'll get in trouble for talking about it in public, and if a girl hears us, we're dead.

operation ninja turtles by kissuke urahare December 31, 2023

operation ninja turtles 

a made up operation by Youtuber al jokes. he explains it as an operatio we men have had in the making for a minimum of 4 years. he explains that we one day will enter the sewers to our secret underground city with a stable stream of resources

guy 1: you did you hear about operation ninja turtles will be carried out soon?!

guy 2: yo, if you talk so loud, someone will hear you!!

operation ninja turtles by kissuke urahare January 21, 2024

Two Dead Turtles 

Something someone will never understand with a couple.

Hey you ever heard of two dead turtles?
No what is it?
I guess you will never know.

Two Dead Turtles by -nuthin June 18, 2025

Off the turtles back

When you have a poop in the chamber and you fart and the gas goes over the poop as it comes out and is extra foul.

Person 1: “that fart stinks!”
Person 2: “yeah that one was off the turtles back”

Off the turtles back by Lemon meeaaaan March 4, 2026

Like a herd of Turtles

An American saying used when a group is about to set off or leave

“And off we go like a herd of turtles”
He said as we left the house

Like a herd of Turtles by Dirtyflatlanders July 6, 2026