Trojan Horse

Dumping a fart in the middle of a group, while managing to get out before it kicks in so you cannot be blamed.
Person 1: "Look at that group pinching their noses", Person 2: "Yeah, I just left a Trojan Horse over there"
by kaleplek95 April 04, 2019
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Trojan horse

When a poo disguises itself as a fart
by Syinyide April 29, 2019
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A Trojan Man

When Giving anal to your partner, when his/her anus begins to rupture a large amount of dingleberries fly out like a mother fucking hosepipe.
"Dang, I was fucking this bitch when she did A Trojan man all over my dick!"
by Salty Bishnak February 22, 2012
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Trojan Horse

The perfect drink for anything. Involves cheap whiskey, coke zero, and cherry syrup.
Person 1: While you're at the bar can you make me a drink?

Person 2: How about a Trojan Horse?

Person 1: That sounds fucking awesome!
by tj8 January 12, 2010
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trojan man

Last night was just me, my girl, and faithful ol' Trojan Man.
by Not a Daddy February 11, 2005
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Break the Trojan

1. To have rough, angry sex with a woman you find very attractive, but you hold back a little bit to ensure the integrity of the condom as insurance so you do not have to pay child support or spend any unnecessary time outside of the bedroom together.

2. To be brought unwillingly into a more serious phase of a relationship with a parter you would rather have as a causal sex buddy.

To Break the Trojan would mean the girl would become impregnated and you would either have to marry her, or pay child support for 18 years.

Ryan: Man Michelle is smoking hot. Would you hit that?

Erik: Shit yeah man, I'd hit that with a vengeance, but I wouldn't Break the Trojan.

Ryan: Word, I hear she's an alcoholic anyways.
by Bigezay March 01, 2008
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Trojan Hooch

Trojan Hooch is a drink or drug of some sort that sneaks up on you when you're least expecting it and MESSES YOU up. Just like the Trojan horse.
Man that rumplemints was a total Trojan Hooch
by Trojan hooch December 06, 2010
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