tristan

A mentally retarded brother.

Oh my god girl, that guy is such a tristan.

by itsjimmymine June 15, 2018

Tristan

Tristan is stupid, ugly, and just overall a piece of garbage. Nobody likes him bc he is such a fucking bitch and he should just go die In a hole. He has a BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND named honey and he doesnt deserve her at all. In conclusion if you see a Tristan you should just push him off a bridge.

Fuck tristan

by Tcrosbie04 April 14, 2019

Tristan

The biggest asshole you will ever meet. He'll lure you in with his musical talent, but will turn out to be an untalented douchebag who would rather cheat on his girlfriend and lie about it for months than just grow a pair and fess up. Meeting a "Tristan" will waste your time and energy.

"You see that ugly dick over there?"
"Oh yeah, he's such a Tristan"

by Catlover696969 April 19, 2013

Tristan

Daddy🤤, usually has a big dick

Did you see that kid named Tristan
Yeah he’s such a smokeshow

by vDad June 6, 2018

Tristan

Gargles everyones balls. Big fag

Tristan just gargled his own balls cause he's a fag He does this every day

by bigdick2 March 17, 2014

Tristan

A fat ass white dude who walks around his school with his airpods and iphone X and complains how stressful his life is because he only got to eat 4 donuts instead of 9. He is very shit at video games, especially first person shooters.

"Fuck off you Tristan"
"You sound like Tristan"

by Gridlum.XTN March 10, 2019

Tristan

Generally, they will be nice guys, some specimens will be dickholes.

In highschool, Tristan M. was pretty cool, but Tristan S. is a sack of shit.

by Dongleicious April 30, 2019