Tristan is gay
by Cumrumdumb December 15, 2019
Get the Tristanmug. He is a funny, caring and sweet piece of ass. He likes to make people laugh but usually has a strunk whenever he is around people. He also likes to give the suk.
by Vegetable_Strunk December 10, 2018
Get the Tristanmug. 
Tristan is know for being an absolute unit with the worlds biggest cock. He is unable to train in normal gyms because, even using every plate, there isn’t enough for him to warm up on bench, not only that but every woman in a 10 mile radius just starts dripping uncontrollably. In his spare time he is know to slap up bots in creative, mainly shev.
Tristan- a unit
by Trees96 July 14, 2019
Get the Tristanmug. A very amazing guy, so you think. If you date him, then you are in the long run. Tristan will make your relationship very difficult. He will act like he loves you and that he cares for you. But at the worst moment he will break up with you for your cousin. After a month or two he would come back when you are in an amazing relationship with someone else. He will manipulate you into loving him again. So you leave the other person for him. All he talks about over the phone is how much jessika hurt him. You knew it was a mistake to let him back in your life.
Stacey: man did you hear what Tristan did to Patience?
Monica: yea, he left her for her cousin.
Stacey: what a asshole, I would never let him get to me.
1 hour later
Stacey: Tristan winked at me earlier! I think he might ask me out
Monica: whatever, he is definitely into me.
Jessika: he's my boyfriend, so back off guys.
Stacey and Monica: SHUT UP DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE DID TO PATIENCE?! HE DOESNT LOVE YOU STUPID ASS B*TCH
Monica: yea, he left her for her cousin.
Stacey: what a asshole, I would never let him get to me.
1 hour later
Stacey: Tristan winked at me earlier! I think he might ask me out
Monica: whatever, he is definitely into me.
Jessika: he's my boyfriend, so back off guys.
Stacey and Monica: SHUT UP DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE DID TO PATIENCE?! HE DOESNT LOVE YOU STUPID ASS B*TCH
by Moonlight Melody June 23, 2018
Get the Tristanmug. by SirOofsALot December 20, 2018
Get the Tristanmug. 