travel porn

Fantasy freedom in lockdown, looking at mapquest in a state of near-erotic passion.

Distance and driving time, alternate routes, gas consumption, it was travel porn, as forbidden as his previous kinks had been, not long ago.

by Monkey's Dad March 22, 2020

travelers dust

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Can I offer you two fine gentlemen at this Greyhound Station some travelers dust?

by Epherum April 26, 2016

traveling bunny

Similar to a traveling gnome, only instead of taking pictures with the bunny with each destination... the bunny is actually roadkill, dead & stuck the undercarriage of the vehicle.

I captured so many good traveling bunny pics, before I killed that Angora sweater.

by GlazeHer April 17, 2017

traveler's fee

when you get to take a hit for passing the blunt (or other smoking implement) to someone else

"Yo could you pass this to him?"
"Only if i get a traveler's fee"
"Whatever"

by Bong Hit Bill December 6, 2006

Travel treats

sexual favors while driving on the road aka road head

If I ride passenger on a long drive with my boyfriend he insists I give him travel treats.

by TissueIssue21 June 4, 2016

travel gravy

The filth that you are covered in after traveling via plane with strangers all day long...

I've been flying all day, I fill covered in travel gravy!

by The1@0nlyTG November 20, 2017

travel guru

A travel Guru loves to talk travel, hear travel and meet travelers; he or she lives and breaths for traveling. A Travel Guru has experience of vagabonding and although they might decide to settle down in one place ,he or she always has the urge to travel and explore new destinations.

They know their visited places inside and out, such as things to do, attractions to visit, people and all the good stuff.

The term 'Travel Guru' is popularized by 'World Inside Out', a company that facilitates authentic traveling.

I saw San Francisco like an insider by contacting a Travel Guru.
A Travel Guru knows about all the hidden gems of his or her previously visited countries.

by Woyout September 20, 2015