by H.A.L. May 12, 2011
(noun) Someone who masturbates (i.e has a "toss") but never admits to it (either because they think it's disgusting or otherwise). Girls make up the majority of secret tossers.
Frank: Oy Jenny, do you masturbate?
Jenny: No! That's disgusting!
Frank: Quit being a Closet Tosser already & just own up to it!
Jenny: No! That's disgusting!
Frank: Quit being a Closet Tosser already & just own up to it!
by J. Bloom May 13, 2014
A sex move in which you collect 8-10 kids w/ down syndrome, and at least 2 shovels/other gardening tools. Bring them to a room with a mattress and hit them around w/ the tools until a few die. Then 'wash them out' by finding a dead one with a hole and cumming all over as many as possible. Now hit them around some more and repeat the steps till they're all dead. Now cook them over a spit, invite over family or anyone really. And force them to eat your salad while furiously raping them.
person 1: AHH LEAVE ME ALONE!!
person 2: Nah homie imma commit the POTATO SALAD TOSSER
person 1: FUUUUUUU- (With weird down-syndrome voice idk bro)
person 2: Nah homie imma commit the POTATO SALAD TOSSER
person 1: FUUUUUUU- (With weird down-syndrome voice idk bro)
by Some guy 35 February 05, 2024
An arsehole who supports Tottenham and is most likely a part of the EDL and would have a Twitter Bio that looks like this
Big John - Down the pub - 55
‘ate the wife, love footy and Brexit
‘ate immigrants, especially those curry munchers
Not everyone who supports Tottenham is a Tottenham Tosser, just the ones who are in the EDL and think it’s the best team in the league. Even though it’s the deadest piece of shite.
Big John - Down the pub - 55
‘ate the wife, love footy and Brexit
‘ate immigrants, especially those curry munchers
Not everyone who supports Tottenham is a Tottenham Tosser, just the ones who are in the EDL and think it’s the best team in the league. Even though it’s the deadest piece of shite.
by HarambeisaSaint777 December 03, 2016
Somebody who abuses or tries to destroy any form of kindness, love, admiration, friendship, generosity or patience from you towards another human being.
A cheat liar or scammer that plays around and is unfaithful or somebody that has no feelings for anybody other than themselves.
A company that offers you a product that is either not fit for purpose or a service that is below expected standards or a cap wearing gold badge chasing employee who thinks the buck stops there.
It could simply be a partner who has treated you so badly that they do not deserve a piece of your heart or a company that refuses to accept they are in the wrong and try everything within their powers to stop you achieving satisfaction.
A cheat liar or scammer that plays around and is unfaithful or somebody that has no feelings for anybody other than themselves.
A company that offers you a product that is either not fit for purpose or a service that is below expected standards or a cap wearing gold badge chasing employee who thinks the buck stops there.
It could simply be a partner who has treated you so badly that they do not deserve a piece of your heart or a company that refuses to accept they are in the wrong and try everything within their powers to stop you achieving satisfaction.
Total Tosser
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by totaltossers.com October 10, 2012
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