Tosser

An idiot or fuckwit.

That tosser at the market ripped me off!

by Terriwa May 19, 2018

salad tosser

someone who licks the inside and outside of an asshole

i heard that mario bosco and greg bruno are dating. they are such salad tossers.

by osamabeenstackin February 2, 2025

tosser

A person that has to look up what tosser means on Urban Dictionary

He's such a tosser he had to look up what a tosser is on Urban Dictionary

by RhettX3 September 22, 2020

Woodbridge coin tosser

Vicious vigilante who throws coins at people who are walking the sidewalks of Woodbridge. His identity is yet to be revealed but his victims exceed over 20+ people.

“Have u heard about the bay harbour butcher”
“Nah but the Woodbridge coin tosser is much more brutal”
“I heard he gives Jews the coins, he can’t be that bad”

by Uncle Stronz February 7, 2025

banana tosser

Someone who Jacks off 2 or more men at a time

I bet she's a banana tosser

by Xx__pussyDestroter__xX July 28, 2015

Tosser

The act of attempting to masturbate or Toss from someone who is physically challeneged or retarded and is unable to do so because of this handicap.

Adam your drunk and acting like a tosser.

by Takticher April 2, 2009

passive tosser

A person influenced from external forces to have the latest fashion or accessory and then flaunting it.

That bloke is such a fkn passive tosser... He always has an ipod....
He is a passive "ipod" tosser!

by G Cody December 9, 2008