Tosser

An idiot or fuckwit.

That tosser at the market ripped me off!

by Terriwa May 19, 2018

salad tosser

someone who licks the inside and outside of an asshole

i heard that mario bosco and greg bruno are dating. they are such salad tossers.

by osamabeenstackin February 2, 2025

drunk tossers

When two men get hammered and find each others holes

My dad said he was not gay but then after going out with family I found out his buddy’s are drunk tossers.

by Truthoftheword July 26, 2021

Woodbridge coin tosser

Vicious vigilante who throws coins at people who are walking the sidewalks of Woodbridge. His identity is yet to be revealed but his victims exceed over 20+ people.

“Have u heard about the bay harbour butcher”
“Nah but the Woodbridge coin tosser is much more brutal”
“I heard he gives Jews the coins, he can’t be that bad”

by Uncle Stronz February 7, 2025

Tosser

A turtle, typically located around Bournemouth Beach.

"I hate el tossing turtle." or "I hate tossers"

by tidalattorney May 23, 2024

Closet Tosser

(noun) Someone who masturbates (i.e has a "toss") but never admits to it (either because they think it's disgusting or otherwise). Girls make up the majority of secret tossers.

Frank: Oy Jenny, do you masturbate?

Jenny: No! That's disgusting!

Frank: Quit being a Closet Tosser already & just own up to it!

by J. Bloom May 13, 2014

Word Salad Tosser

Someone who is not at a loss-for-words whilst bequeathing a rim job to their lover. Said yakety-jaws feels the need to continue the conversation well into the act of rimming, thus, depriving their mate from enjoying the unique erotic pleasure of analingus.

Sparks were flying in the bedroom last night--rimming was on the menu, however, the server was a real Word Salad Tosser ....yeah, he wouldn't shut the f**k up!

by joeydnewyork August 13, 2024