Bob smells very good.
He goes on walks on Thursdays.
On Fridays he goes to visit his sister.
His sister is sick in the hospital.
I heard him talking to her on the phone once.
His house has a nice 70 inch TV.
He has a puppy named Toto.
I once took Toto.
Bob almost cried because he thought Toto would get run over.
I gave Toto back to him and pretended that I found him in my yard.
I don’t have a yard.
Toto smells like Bob.
Bob almost caught me staring at him from a nearby bush.
I quickly ducked and he didn’t see me.
I then ran home.
I hope I can see him again soon.
He goes on walks on Thursdays.
On Fridays he goes to visit his sister.
His sister is sick in the hospital.
I heard him talking to her on the phone once.
His house has a nice 70 inch TV.
He has a puppy named Toto.
I once took Toto.
Bob almost cried because he thought Toto would get run over.
I gave Toto back to him and pretended that I found him in my yard.
I don’t have a yard.
Toto smells like Bob.
Bob almost caught me staring at him from a nearby bush.
I quickly ducked and he didn’t see me.
I then ran home.
I hope I can see him again soon.
by YOUR QUEEN LORD AND SAVIOR March 19, 2021
Get the Bobmug. Bob is a drawn creature that stars in his own mod, parodying the stereotypical Friday Night Funkin' mod.
when he is mad, He is black with realistic eyes
He is not Dream
He is Opheebop's BF
when he is mad, He is black with realistic eyes
He is not Dream
He is Opheebop's BF
Bob is not Dream
by OpheeBob fan August 24, 2021
Get the Bobmug. 
by huhuhuhuhhuhuhuhuhuhhuhuhuh December 14, 2020
Get the bobmug. 
The first Mensch in the morning you greet and the last Mensch at night you whisper good night to.
Could be my Wahnsinns-best-friend for life if only he didnt live in Aachen. Has a cute smile when it is free of intention and a pair of timid, collected, apprehensive eyes. I tell him everything and anything. He accepts huggy and physical people like me. Not the most talkative in person but willing to improve. Very helpful, comforting. Very polite when he wants to be. At the same time hedgehoggy, time-aloner, escapist, rude. Bob is a dream to be with because he makes me feel good, wanted, needed, important. Ready to critisize, go on at something when it is justified. When he doesnt make me feel like a monster that is. Which also happens. But i try not to let it get to me.
Could be my Wahnsinns-best-friend for life if only he didnt live in Aachen. Has a cute smile when it is free of intention and a pair of timid, collected, apprehensive eyes. I tell him everything and anything. He accepts huggy and physical people like me. Not the most talkative in person but willing to improve. Very helpful, comforting. Very polite when he wants to be. At the same time hedgehoggy, time-aloner, escapist, rude. Bob is a dream to be with because he makes me feel good, wanted, needed, important. Ready to critisize, go on at something when it is justified. When he doesnt make me feel like a monster that is. Which also happens. But i try not to let it get to me.
"Bob, my niece has accused me of tearing the family apart. Did you experience similar stuff and how did you deal with it?"
or
"Yes, i do, Bob"
or
"Are you awake, Bob?"
or
"Yes, i do, Bob"
or
"Are you awake, Bob?"
by Krkič September 8, 2019
Get the Bobmug.