yoshi nut bakelite

Oh so u obsessed

U obsessed with me i am yoshi nut bakelite

by nutyoshi April 10, 2023

Yoshi Tongue

When a man’s ballsack stretches and hangs out of his underwear. The hanging sack and balls resemble Yoshi’s tongue on Mario when he uses it to catch and eat Goombas.

Jacob: “Dude, put your Yoshi Tongue away!”

Ron: “How else can I catch Goombas?”

by Ed word Murphy June 18, 2022

Yoshi commits tax fraud

A snapshot of the game Fortune street Yoshi being a character in game, the snapshot reveals of Yoshi asking the player for him to prevent paying taxes. This made the internet thinks Yoshi commited the crime of tax fraud.

Bill: Hahah. Yoshi commits tax fraud how funny.
Tek: it's not funny anymore

Bill: huh?
Tek: E N D M E P L S

by Donor boi October 12, 2021

Yoshi

Yoshi is an awesome, cool, fun, interesting, passionate, caring and beautiful person. Regardless of the random text you send this person, she will say something important for the convo. If you're a lucky person, Yoshi will give you one of her candies. If you feel depressed, go to Yoshi and she will definitely brighten your day. Feel lucky if she is your friend, for you have found a friend and a partner for life. If your Yoshi has a cat, be careful, or you may die. Yoshi will always be there for you, every step you make... she'll be watching. Watch your back kids.

"Hey, Yoshi! How was your day?"
"Hey, Yoshi! Help me bury a body!"
"Hey, Yoshi! Let's go to a pool!"

Me: I want...
Yoshi: cheese

by piecebee June 10, 2018

Yoshi

.Yoshi is an incredible man

Any and every person who ever met him knows exactly how incredible he is. Most yoshis are known for the insane talents,like eating pizza,making great pizza.

Yoshi. You may use the word when refiring to one

For an example: Yoshi is the best human being to ever exist. Yoshi

by Yoshi the creator November 3, 2019

Yoshi

(Yoshi)a extremely sexy guy usually dark skin has a huge dick Wears expensive clothes and talks a lot of shit but still is cute

Who’s that cute guy Ohhh dats yoshi

by Lanii Davis June 2, 2020

Yoshi moshi

The type of girl you will rarely walk pass by and even if you do, you simply won't know ya yankee dankee doodle shyte.
this girl would literally cook you rice if you threat her. She is negative by blood and by hope,But man shes a 10/10
Yoshi from mario ain't even that thicc as-
you get my point
yoshi moshi you call your fluffy woffy big baby hunny bunny wonny, so on so
yoshi moshi doshi boshi seshi pushi what ever you name it bruh, love of your life if you say so.

Ayo ma yoshi moshi wasssaaa garll ?
her: i am fine>
aye yo yoshi moshi doshi boshi-
her:blocks.
aye damn.

by Rakyat tha platipus October 23, 2022