wet texan

Someone from Florida (a.k.a. Floridian)
“Wet” referring to the swamps and beaches of Florida, and “Texan” referring to the confederate, gun slinging Wild West style of people who live there. While Texans are mostly cowboyish in nature, a Wet Texan is a different breed living amongst alligators, crocodiles, & anacondas to name a few.

“This guy’s from Florida, he’s like a Wet Texan”

by Howie Doon September 18, 2021

texan football

There are 3 things to keep in mind when talking about Texan football, first it's not egg chasing, second is the date November 22, 1963 and thirdly and most importantly is my man Bill Hicks and his iconic back and to the side routine.

So once you put all of these random threads together you are describing a really negative football (soccer) team that only seems to play the ball back and to the side.

"Man! This team is playing pure Texan football..."

They're going to concede if they keep this texan shit up!

by CrapGhost July 17, 2021

Texan Tongue Twister

n. A sexual action: during which a male preforms a rimjob on a female’s asshole. First, the woman clenches their ring muscle around the man’s tongue so he can’t get away, then kicks her leg up around his head and rolls over, leading to his tongue’s removal.

“Hey why are you talking like you got stung by a bee?”
“Mly glirl dethided thoo glive mle a Thexthen Thongue Thwithder.”

Texan tongue twister

by HippyDippy_ August 3, 2021

Texan Deadlift

Their partner inserts a catheter into their mans urethra and inflates it, then they yank it out like starting a lawnmower.

I was talkin to John the other day and he had some heartbreaking news, he can't have children anymore because he had a Texan Deadlift.

by SIGMA ENIGMA October 7, 2024

texan penguin

Where you kill a penguin. then cut open the penguin and put your cock into a a dead penguins organs before putting you cock in someone.

I fucked this chick last night she didn't even know that I was giving her a texan penguin.

by Dylan_matt July 17, 2025

Texan blizzard

Where you cum into a fan and your partner sits on the other side trying to avoid the cum

I caught that guy trying to give my wife a Texan blizzard

by A random shithead May 23, 2023

Texan Tickling

When a man inserts his penis into a woman via oral, vaginal or anal and the woman tightens whatever its in and then sticks a vibrater in there and they vibrate until they pass out

Me and Jenna do texan tickling with eachother every night and we love it

by Jefferylittle June 18, 2024