Top that rank

when you're closer to a person than someone else.

Person 1: someone keeps spreading rumors about me to my boyfriend.
Person 2: Your boyfriend probably won't believe her anyway.
Person 1: but it's my boyfriend's best friend that keeps spreading rumors,
Person 2: So, you top that rank, your his girlfriend, that person is just his best friend

by Anonymous102894814 July 16, 2013

Ranked Skywars

possibly the most cancerous game on the hypixel network. used to be appealing because of its fast paced theme and rewards but it's now full of blatant cheaters, closet cheaters who don't get banned even if everyone on earth and their fucking mom, cousin, and uncle knows they do, and sweaty toxic neckbeards who don't know how to interact with other humans irl. the top 5000 players get iron division, the top 1500 get gold, top 200 get diamond, and the top 10 get masters (you can't get this without cheating/boosting btw). there is equal amount of loot in mid chests for good rng and fair fights for everyone and good servers that don't lag or throw games for you at all. people do not sweat their dicks off at 1000 rating.
this game can make you feel the following:
meaningless
suicidal
uncontrollably angry

Player: i wish i could be good at ranked skywars like auror. he must be so good to get masters a lot without cheating or using mvp++!
Player 2: nah he autoclicks 20 cps dude
Player:

Player 2: it's ok, let's play tf2 instead

by milky creamy sweet semen July 28, 2021

low rank

a low rank is a person who is an idiot or some one who is a neek or low in street cred

man dis waste man is low rank

by smurf 2k6 d.d.k 4 lyf August 12, 2006

top rank

Shit hot

by onya onion June 6, 2003

rank stranger

It sounds like one who is strange in the extreme (albeit not threatening) from the speaker's viewpoint....Gov. Perry just used it in talking about neighbors taking strangers in during the texas fire situation...I'm pretty sure i've heard it in other informal conversational contexts

"We got people taking in rank strangers"...to show a unique level of hospitality among Texans, as compared to others

by ragtop94 September 7, 2011

check rank

The command for one to verify one's hierarchal status, social or otherwise. Intended to enlighten someone about their recent/intended fuckup. Pulled from military terms (ie You're a private and I'm a colonel; don't FUCK with me unless you like doing midnight patrols).

Check rank, bitch, know your role!

I had to make Queenesha check her rank when she tried to scream on me. She remembered I paid the bills and quickly shut the fuck up.

by Qrst1 December 14, 2008

rank of dirt

n. the lowest level one can be demoted to.

"Aron, since your last demotion to n00b we had to create a rank lower than the lowest rank. You have been demoted to rank of dirt"

"What's going on rank of dirt?"

by Jonathancaleb December 21, 2008