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Nard Puff

A lil' fart that depending on how your seated creaks out from under your balls (nard) instead of cracking out the back.
by Nard puff June 19, 2022
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sneaky nard

When someone gives you a roofy and tattoos "YNOHTNA" on your forehead
Oh man I was drinking with Nard last night and I don't remember anything, I hope he didn't give me a SNEAKY NARD
by Falling Eagle August 13, 2017
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Nard

A term used typically to describe someone as a testicle. If someone calls you a nard, immediately slap that bitch, because when someone calls you a nard, they are trying to post up as the cool kids say along with their dumb squad of fuckboy baked vegetable looking asses.
Bill Cosby: "YOU NARD!"
Jerry Sandusky: "C'mon..... I barely touched that kid man.... why you gotta hate bro??"
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fuck nard

by fuckthispussyboy November 5, 2020
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poop nards

When u dip ur nards in poop u get poop nards¡¡¡!!!¡¡¡!!!
I sat down in some dog shit and I got poop nards
by 666*FUNKY~FRESH~FLAILER*666 October 9, 2021
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nard

wow that cats so cute! i’m gonna name her nard!
by goldfishasff March 26, 2021
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Nard

Someone who is a complete retard. And a narc too.
Dude, you're a fucking nard. I can't believe you told my mom that I was smoking that doobie.
by doobieboobie October 30, 2019
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