Skip to main content

the avengers script

The Avengers:
Steve Rogers: What's the matter, scared of a little lightning?
Loki: I'm not overly fond of what follows...
(Thor appears)

Thor: Do not touch me again!
Iron Man: Then don't take my stuff.
Thor: You have no idea what you're dealing with.
Iron Man: Ah, Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?
Thor: This is beyond you, metal man! Loki will face Asgardian justice!
Iron Man: He gives up the Cube, he's all yours. Until then, stay out of the way...TOURIST!
(Thor, angered by the retort, throws his hammer Mjolnir forcefully at Iron Man, sending Iron Man flying back a distance through the forest)

Steve Rogers: Doctor Banner, now might be a really good time for you to get angry.
Bruce Banner: That's my secret, Cap: I'm always angry.
(Banner hulks out and punches the Leviathan)

Iron Man: What else you got?
Clint Barton: Well, Thor's taking on a squadron on Sixth.
Iron Man: And he didn't invite me...

(Iron Man grabs a nuclear missile and routes it to the portal)
Jarvis: Stark, you know that's a one-way trip?
Iron Man: Save the rest for the return, Jay.

(After end credits scene #1)
The Other: Humans... They are not the cowering wretches we were promised. They stand. They are unruly, and therefore cannot be ruled. To challenge them is to court death.
(Thanos rises and smiles)

(After end credits scene #2)
The Avengers eat in silence at a shawarma restaurant.
by bucky barnes official January 6, 2022
mugGet the the avengers scriptmug.

strongest avenger

The strongest avenger is in fact Thor Odinson as it is shown in Infinity Wat
Dude: Do you know who is the strongest avenger? I think is The hulk
Me: Nah mate, the strongest avenger is Thor Odinson
by Loki of Asgard July 16, 2018
mugGet the strongest avengermug.

Holy Avenger

When a priest cums in a persons ass, while choking them with rosary beads.
Tim: Billy you look a little flush, whats up?
Billy: Just catching my breath, Father O'Malley just gave me the Holy Avenger.
by BillyBob Avenger December 28, 2021
mugGet the Holy Avengermug.

Avengers

fucking series of Marvel , translating in my favourite hero s language : I am groot groot groot
avengers can tell the kid to go bed , not their father
by Jamierrier May 13, 2020
mugGet the Avengersmug.

The Dumb Avengers

These are three epic people. They will stay together for their whole life and will do everything together. They MUST be a Capricorn, a Capricorn and a Libra or a Capricorn, Aquarius and a Libra.
I wish I could be part of The Dumb Avengers but I am a Sagittaurus.
by g'day12390 March 12, 2021
mugGet the The Dumb Avengersmug.

Avengers

The Avengers is a group of 5 friends who give them selves names of superheroes and usually hulk is their leader
by Iron man 4ever June 18, 2017
mugGet the Avengersmug.

epic avenger

<a href="http://s45.photobucket.com/albums/f79/ilovebam18/?action=view&current=03290913592.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f79/ilovebam18/03290913592.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>
This child seems to be an epic avenger on a serious mission going to battle crime.
by smalls the epic avenger March 30, 2009
mugGet the epic avengermug.

Share this definition