The face you see before you die

It’s Britney Spears

Falololololol the face you see before you die

by OPCatloverTCG August 14, 2021

give you the turtle

The worst threat known to man

You don’t want to know what it means to give you the turtle!

by Froggy9400 April 23, 2022

what the fuck you want

What do you want NOW. Stop always calling my name I am no longer your mother call me SALLY.

shut-up leave me alone get a life go to hell i am deaf are you dumb keep talking i can hear you i like what you're saying its a pleasure to speak with you again

Listening to my parents answer the telephone made me think they were really asking me "what the fuck you want now bitch."

by toiletmouth September 5, 2010

Take the hint you bint!

When playing a pub style fruit machine and you get an option of a "hint" or "clue" take the hint you bint may be shouted!

Im on a fiver with that boost "Take the hint you bint!" "you might get a tenner"

by Scotthanky June 28, 2010

i love you the most

FACT. what john juco feels for his baby frauline. nothing can love anything more than how much he loves her. ceebs sexual threats. John loves jamika the most

i love you the most baby frauline

by johnispuffing August 4, 2010

Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Is the amount of pussy you're getting from your old lady worth the amount of bullshit you have to endure from her?

Example 1) Tom: Laura's pissed at me for going to Hooters with you guys last week and has ragged on me about it for days. And I'm cut off too, I guess I'll have to jack off for awhile.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Example 2) Bob: Shirley's so pissed at me for not mowing the god damn lawn, that she won't give up any pussy! I'm so sick of her shit, what a fuckin nag. I think I'll go beat off in her purse.
Tom: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Example 3) Tom: That fuckin bitch still won't fuck me, three weeks after we went to Hooters. I guess I'll go fuck that slutty Hooters waitress that gave me her number while I was staring at her bodacious boobs.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

by Floss 69 July 25, 2008

By the time you're 12

When someone does something so bleck that they should have *verb* already.

Keep that shit up and you're gonna die by the time you're 12!

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006