Whitney

To have a graphically violent bowel movement that penetrates your nose, ears, and mouth. Whitneying, whitneyed

“Dude, I went to Chipotle for lunch. It was good but I’m totally gonna whitney.”

by handiginge December 18, 2017

Whitney

A person who complains about everything after a routine medical procedure

That girl is being such a Whitney, it was just a tubal!

by Kbrochaim December 29, 2019

Jacob Whitney

Jacob whitney is a guy determined to pull every hot chick in the school. He is blonde, and not afraid to be seen. Aka a golden retriever. He lives life on th edge, literally. Jacob Whitneys are hot mother fuckers with a lot of personality, mess with them, they mess with you.

omg did you hear abt Jacob Whitney? Hes so hot.

by jakey breaky March 13, 2023

Whitney Bobby

When you do a big puff of Crack, and quickly do a line of Cocaine. Before blowing out the smoke.

Aka - waiting to exhale 😮 💨

“Hey you want to do a Whitney Bobby. “

“I got so fucked up last night doing Whitney Bobby’s. “

by C-Hatch902 October 16, 2022

Whitney

Most precious human being on this flat Earth.

Whitney deserves all the things

by Misswhitney12 March 23, 2024

Whitney

The best best best best friend I could ever have! She’s so supportive and nice to me, I try my best to be there for them since they’re always there for me! I wouldn’t give up my friendship with them for the world

-You really seem to like that girl
-Yeah! Whitney is my best friend :D

by Groinmc November 7, 2021

Whitney

A really attractive mixed man who is just smarter than everyone and knows it.

Ooh, that Ryan Gosling is such a hottie, such a Whitney.

by whitney1a October 6, 2016