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VOODOO MANAGEMENT

When a manager is reactive instead of proactive.

A manager that is a pussy and can't stick to a plan because he buckles under the pressure of others.

When your manager doesn't have the balls to look you in the eyes and tell you he is getting ready to stab you in the back because he is putting another job in front of yours to appease someone else.
This is nothing but Voodoo management because you are changing the schedule just to appease others.
by tstrasser October 19, 2016
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Sky Voodoo

Sky Voodoo is the contemporary practice of combining astrology with magic or complementary divinatory practices including Tarot, I Ching, Numerology, intuition, clairvoyance, channelling, and spirit/angel guides.

The popularity of Sky Voodoo has grown in conjunction with the resurgence in popularity of ‘traditional astrology’ since the early 1990s.
I'm terrible with guys and so I went and saw my tarot-astrologer friend who confirmed with Sky Voodoo and the Jack of Clubs and Tower reversed that my boyfriend is a loser.

He gave me a Mars talisman to wear on dates as apparently I'll be single again soon FML.
by Bad Rabbit August 13, 2021
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Voodooed

Having voodoo performed on
My friend Shaneikua was voodooed on in New Orleans.
by Readysettygo March 20, 2019
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Hulu Voodoo

Hulu Voodoo is when you purchase a streaming app, and then are forced to watch commercials before you can watch your desired show or movie, but.. oh wait ✋️ you can just pay MORE for an app you already paid for??? Great! Bleed me dry.
Me: Why the hell am I being subjected to ads when I already paid for this app?

Also Me: 1st of all, why are you talking to yourself? Also, yeah that's some bullshit.

Me: Because I am insane and have no friends. Wanna watch something on HBOMax? It doesn't try to pull and Hulu Voodoo.

Also Me: Absolutely! I don't have friends either by the way.
by Just an Average Jess January 5, 2024
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voodoo ranger

When a miner used to Coors light hits some high qual IPA
“Dad came ova ta cook some Prime - he got sauced on the Voodoo Ranger
by Choctaw Lloyd January 7, 2024
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Who Do You Voodoo, Bitch?

the song from dead island that goes like

"Ha ha ha, you ain't scared. Yet. Things that go bump in the night. Me, Sam B. Heh.

Shrunken heads, broken legs, body parts on the concrete
Cut 'em up butcher style, gators in the swamp
Red light, leave 'em dead, runnin' like a track meet
Scared of nobody, what you motherfuckers want?
Believe me when I tell 'em I'm a boogeyman beast
Leave 'em slashed from they head to they feet
Pin pricks to the chest of a bitch well earned
Cookin' meat, cannibal tryna eat

I got a zombie army and you can't harm me
Who do you voodoo, bitch?
Drink blood like a vampire without warnin'
Who do you voodoo, bitch? Stand up!
Sam B got the thing that go bump in the night

I can say the rest but its too long
Guy: Heard of Who Do You Voodoo, Bitch?

Dead island hater: Is it from the shitty zombie game with a trailer with no gameplay?

Guy:*Laughs in rage mode*

BREAKING NEWS! DEAD ISLAND FANATIC FOUND DEAD! IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION ON THE KILLER, REPORT IT NOW!
by diet dying light October 13, 2023
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Voodoo

Voodoo is substitute word of weird. Voodoo means when you are acting crazy or like a goon.
Aaron was acting "voodoo" last night when talking to girls.
by Burberry.AP October 27, 2020
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