baby tuba

the aftereffect of when two people are slightly high off of natural 7/11 energy pills that they downed with french fries on a deserted street corner at four in the morning.
damn im in the middle of such a bad baby tuba right now!
by kaboobless. May 19, 2009
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turn your bitch into a tuba

To insert a brass mouthpiece (a tuba mouthpiece is ideal for accuracy, but a trombone or high wind will work) into a woman's vagina and blow into it as if you were playing.

Can also be phrased as "turn this bitch into a tuba," if she is not already in a relationship.
You know after the competition I'm gonna turn your bitch into a tuba.
by Telemarooners December 02, 2019
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Tuba Hood

A "Tuba Hood" is a young violent teenager between the ages of 12-16 who live near the Toberona Community, "Tuba" is an abbreviation of "Toberona" these "Hoods" enjoy violence,drugs,alcohol and fighting. They are widely known for smashing windows, burning cars, flattening tires , and getting chases of the Local Gardaí Síochana. They are recommend to be avoided by locals and any vistors to the Area.
Person A: Man J-Low punched Lil Jacobs face in last night!

Person B: Yeah I told him that J-low was a Tuba Hood, he didn't believe me.
by CuhulainMan July 23, 2016
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Tuba town

Tuba town is where a man plays a tuba into a woman's dirty bits while she pleases him orally.
I told Sally I was in the marching band on high school and she asked me to take her to "tuba town"
by TheRevolution58008 January 31, 2025
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tuba year

A year plus 20 days; used to promote end of the year annual memberships that give you the remaining part of this year as well in addition to the full future year. Similar to a baker’s dozen to show an added value.
Universal Studios was offering a tuba year annual pass before Christmas to hopefully sell more to the locals to use the week after Christmas.
by Vinfeeble2 November 30, 2023
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French Tuba

A slang word for someone who gets their words mixed up such as the words French horn and Tuba because someone was talking about a French horn and another about a tuba.
There goes the French Tuba guy!
by Cutekittys May 05, 2023
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small tuba

A small penis, usually still with the foreskin still intact.
“Man that dude I met last night was playing with a small tuba, know what I mean?”
by OldBearEric December 20, 2017
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