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spartan schlong

A long 20 foot sword made of Spartan Hoplite penises that was used during the Trojan war. The sword could only legally be held by anyone 20 years and older. children had smaller versions.
Feel the wrath of my Spartan Schlong you Trojan Turd!
by Dash Dash 100 October 24, 2020
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Angel Jose Robles's Digital Paradox Studios Logo Will Be A Circular Spartan Helmet With The Asclepios And Asclepius Symbol As A Scar Because The Irony Will Be The Paradox
Angel Jose Robles's Digital Paradox Studios Logo Will Be A Circular Spartan Helmet With The Asclepios And Asclepius Symbol As A Scar Because The Irony Will Be The Paradox
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Spartan Behaviour

When a homie/friend acts or is comfortable making gay jokes around you
Girlfriend: you and your homies send pictures of each other's balls to each other?

Guy: that's only for the guys to see, you weren't supposed to see that.

Girlfriend: That's some Spartan behaviour...
by Bosshumperdink June 29, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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spartan goggles

The act of resting ones testicles on someone's eyes.
by Big Biffer May 28, 2021
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Spartans Legacy

Did you see Leroy’s attack in Spartans Legacy? It’s OP, he won the war!
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The Spartans

The best football team on Staten Island okay will win a championship and is 100% the best coached team out there with amazing football players like Cyrus and Jesse also fips and Phil/staypuffed this team is most likely gonna go undefeated
by 10-0 August 19, 2019
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