Verb; meaning the act of spreading marmalade onto a given surface in an attempt to create a deliberately underwhelming form of lubricant. Can be problematic with open wounds.
“Durex pleasure gel was too expensive so I decided to moop her anus with some of Seville’s finest apricot conserve”
by Bwachacha June 2, 2019

Well I came out here this morning and the first thing that came to my mind was to sit down on my moop
by Dally-ballbags November 8, 2018

Fuck off bitch! go MOOP over there!!!
by totallynotCIA June 2, 2021

by Djedra August 28, 2022

by Meeeeepmooooop December 19, 2019

Meeple-moop
(noun / verb / interdimensional hiccup)
1. A noise your soul makes when reality drops its spaghetti.
2. The unholy lovechild of confusion, comedy, and “why is this happening.”
3. A placeholder for events too cursed to describe in mortal tongue—like your console speaking Latin, a fog cashier asking for expired Tesco coupons, or Comrade Dean melting “for sience bitch!"
(noun / verb / interdimensional hiccup)
1. A noise your soul makes when reality drops its spaghetti.
2. The unholy lovechild of confusion, comedy, and “why is this happening.”
3. A placeholder for events too cursed to describe in mortal tongue—like your console speaking Latin, a fog cashier asking for expired Tesco coupons, or Comrade Dean melting “for sience bitch!"
“My Xbox tried to remaster itself with AI and summoned a shrimp demon. Meeple-moop.”
“Ellis: Nick, your mom’s car just hit a Tank.” / “Nick: That’s pure Meeple-moop.”
“Portuguese Coast Guard: Why is there a submarine under our ship blasting sonar memes?” / “Dean: Meeple-moop.”
“Ellis: Nick, your mom’s car just hit a Tank.” / “Nick: That’s pure Meeple-moop.”
“Portuguese Coast Guard: Why is there a submarine under our ship blasting sonar memes?” / “Dean: Meeple-moop.”
by Ben Dover the nine hundredth August 18, 2025

by Hal Squirt October 22, 2020
