Noun: a group of about 320 barbaric 16 & 17 year olds living in central Indiana who do what they want, when they want. This human subspecies tends to flourish between friday and sunday morning, particularly in the basements of parent-less households and occasionally even empty lake houses. Sprinting through screen doors, running red lights on the way to parties, and encountering angry parents and law enforcement officers include some of the favorite hobbies of these teens. Surprisingly they thrive on a diet based essentially of fast-food and alcohol. For the most part the Junior Jungle lives in a state of relative peace, but are by nature, untamable. For this reason, the Junior Jungle often manages to piss off the faculty of their high school, and also their own family members. The Junior Jungle are the people you're parents warned you about.
Curious Soph: I heard there might be a huge party this weekend. I kind of wanna go but I read in Theology that partying is really dangerous..
Proud Junior: I once read about the dangers of partying, so i gave up reading.
Curious Soph: That sounds kind of ignorant?
Proud Junior: Yeah well you aren't in the JUNIOR JUNGLE are you? fuckin kids these days..
Proud Junior: I once read about the dangers of partying, so i gave up reading.
Curious Soph: That sounds kind of ignorant?
Proud Junior: Yeah well you aren't in the JUNIOR JUNGLE are you? fuckin kids these days..
by thecraziestmotherfuckeralive November 2, 2010
Get the Junior Junglemug. someones internet connection is lagging so hard you would think they are from the jungle.
(also used as a funny insult)
(also used as a funny insult)
by vcxiumtms February 20, 2022
Get the jungle wifimug. The most epic game ever. A sort of free for all version of ping pong that can be played with 5-10 people.
by JunglePongJunkie September 10, 2010
Get the Jungle Pongmug. The tiny droplets of water which inadvertently settle on a man's pubic hair when he is taking a shower.
It is the most prominent if the man has black pubic hair.
It is the most prominent if the man has black pubic hair.
Guy 1: Dude - the other day I looked down at my pubes in the shower and thought they were turning grey.
Turns out I only had some serious jungle dew.
Guy 2: Look mate - I only asked for the time...
Turns out I only had some serious jungle dew.
Guy 2: Look mate - I only asked for the time...
by CSW4 May 20, 2009
Get the jungle dewmug. by elouel June 2, 2014
Get the Jungle niggermug. by wakandankang February 12, 2021
Get the Jungle demonsmug. A skateboard trick where you thrust your torso back and forth, creating momentum to propel you forward quickly.
by TylerCruz89 August 25, 2020
Get the Jungle pushmug.