Ian

Somebody that isnt mentally retarted but is very bad in school and breaks random shit in the bathroom for no reason

Man i wish i was like brys...fuck no...ian

by Grhape doctur October 20, 2018

Ian

Ian is a very happy person until you piss him off,he has a big dick and is always horney he is the devil,his nickname is Luci

Omg your an Ian

by Ian1728 June 18, 2019

Ian

A common name originating from Scotland

The Scottish translation for the English counterpart John

"What was your fathers name?"
"His name was Ian"

by thezestyelf March 10, 2018

Ian

He is gay and really retarted. He doesn’t know how to talk and he smells like shit. He has a 1 centimeter dick and he is ugly

Ew it’s Ian

by Hey uI uj April 10, 2019

Ian

One stinky ass nigga. Doesn’t bother to bathe more than once a month. Has a fragrance that resembles that of rotten cheese. An Ian Davis is a breed of crustlord.

“Ian, get the fuck off of me! You smell like shit!”

by Sammmmmmy69 October 12, 2019

Ian

Do you know a Kyle anywhere, here's Ian for you, a man of brutal honesty, shotgunning all over TVs and lots of frogs. omelets for breakfast, raw chicken for lunch and whole lotta complaints along the way. But what a man, what a legend, this guy is the type of guy to make you laugh and be pissed off at the same time. Wanna get to experience how hell is like, try being Ian for a day. Gym hardo and hard-ons. Probably see him making out with a few dumbbells as he slowly progresses through the sets. An advocate for memes. Laughs with his mouth open so you'll get a refreshing taste of morning breath. Loves to make racist jokes, does not hold back, but lowkey feels bad. You'll find him in the bog catching frogs and throwing it somewhere. Don't be surprised if one day you'll find underground frog fighting tournaments. Loving kid but say something wrong and you'll probably feel like shit after. Also, protect all nearby walls. Have home depot on speed dial if you see him around. Overall 10/10

Bystander: What happened to my room???
Victim:...Ian
Bystander: ah, give home Depot a call.

by graham_cracker_bust_nut October 30, 2019

ian

he’s freakin amazing, like in every way. he’s VERY very loud, kind of obnoxious, but for some reason you end up loving him in the end. ian is the type of person you wanna keep in your life forever, kinda like your better half. ian speaks his mind whenever he wants and has zero filter, but it suits him, and just makes him 10 times more fun to be around. he is very stubborn and will not let anything go until he gets what he wants. he’s definitely a ladies man, but only has his eye on one girl at a time. he’s lovable, funny, bubbly, and really frickin hard to stay mad at. in conclusion, get yourself an ian, and if you have one, make sure to keep him.

“ian you aren’t supposed to say that out loud, do you HAVE a filter?!”

by triple.e. May 12, 2019