Feeding the Devil

when one sits down on the toilet to take a crap and eats something at the same time. This is an extreme example of someone being a fatass.

Guy 1 - Dude, where is the pizza?
Guy 2 - Its in here man.
Guy 1 - What the fuck man, quit feeding the devil.

by gmurf413 May 3, 2009

speak of the devil

Someone appears after you mention them. "Speak of the Devil" is short for "Speak of the Devil and he shall come". It was believed that if you spoke about the Devil it would attract his attention. That's why when you're talking about someone and they show up people say "Speak of the Devil".

Speak of the Devil - look who's here!

by Chicago God April 11, 2005

choose between the devil and the deep blue sea

(verb): to choose between two alternative options, but none of which suit your immediate purposes in life or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you, at least atm

mother: Daniel I found out yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class to make something out of yourself or you can move the hell out of my house onto welfare. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court

Daniel: whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.

by Sexydimma October 18, 2012

spawn of the devil

The name your friend calls his ex-wife due to their bitter divorce which was caused massive credit card debt, her tendency to Bitch a lot, and her claim that she sold her soul to the Devil.

-Hey what is that picture of on your wall?
-Oh, that's the Spawn of the Devil and my divorce papers.

by Flyin car May 14, 2014

hotter than the devil's dick

Excrutiatingly hot and humid.

Man, its hotter than the devil's dick today!

by Lynniecat April 20, 2006

Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

JOKER:
Tell me, my friend, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Line habitually used by the Joker (Jack Nicholson) in Tim Burton's Batman. Best movie in the franchise, pre-Christian Bale.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? I ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it.

by Fearman May 28, 2008

Dancing with the Devil

A euphemism used to refer to addiction and drug use. Most often refers to heroin.

"It's so hard to say no/When you're dancing with the Devil" - Demi Lovato

"I got in trouble/The first time my dad saw me/Dance with the Devil" - Machine Gun Kelly

by battybear May 1, 2021