When straight men suck each others balls to taste whether or not they can trust each other.
Men have special receptors on their tongues, similar in texture to a cats tongue, which can literally gauge another man's disposition by coarsely licking his balls.
Men have special receptors on their tongues, similar in texture to a cats tongue, which can literally gauge another man's disposition by coarsely licking his balls.
by megamogomir October 17, 2010
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1) A medical condition where your scrotum swells to the size of a softball or basketball.
2) When you are such a boss, your balls either triple in size, or become made of wrought iron.
1) A medical condition where your scrotum swells to the size of a softball or basketball.
2) When you are such a boss, your balls either triple in size, or become made of wrought iron.
Dumbass: DUDE did you see Jim today?
Dude: No, what happened?
Dumbass: Dude, he was being beat up by this short ass kid, so he picked him up and dropped him on his head!
Dude: Jim's got Testicular Elephantiasis man!
Dumbass: They must be made out of wrought iron!
Dude: The fuck's wrought iron?
Dude: No, what happened?
Dumbass: Dude, he was being beat up by this short ass kid, so he picked him up and dropped him on his head!
Dude: Jim's got Testicular Elephantiasis man!
Dumbass: They must be made out of wrought iron!
Dude: The fuck's wrought iron?
by cee-em-kay April 2, 2011
Get the Testicular Elephantiasis mug.The act of malice towards another man's testicles. This explains why some animals have small balls and others have their balls inside their body.
by The master of testicular malice May 4, 2006
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Tony used to love to hang out and party all night, gettin all kinds of ho's! Then he got with this domineering b****, now he's suffering from testicular atrophy.
by Jaime Choo the JUBU August 5, 2008
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by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
Get the textacular mug.The act of some how contracting testicular cancer by watching too many Manswers episodes about penises
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