Teacher

The army of minions employed by Robert Nevilis to issue his new torture device, homework. To this day, they are still bent on torturing their students with this evil method, although some teachers have broken away from these ways and started actually teaching.

Student: Ugh, I hate teachers!
Other student: They're not all terrible, my teacher's a good teacher

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 14, 2021

Teacher

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by Tesla_21 June 21, 2019

Teacher

A dumbass ho who has some qualifications and Google who enjoys bullying less intelligent children to feel superior authority and gets mad racks for it.

Child 1 : I want to be a teacher when I'm older

Teacher : lose some weight, download google and where some sluty ass outfit for the students and you should be fine xxxx

by Lewis_from_the_lane January 25, 2018

Teacher

The nagging, annoying person who gives you homework and teaches you useless stuff that won’t help you later in life.

Teacher: homework homework HOMEWORK!!!

Guy 1: can that teacher just SHUT UP already?

Guy 2: nope.

by MagicalKitten05 June 6, 2018

Teacher

A hoe/ Mia khalifa

Yo that teacher hot danm

by 1273downrockafellastreet January 26, 2019

Teacher

A master bully that has not only slipped through the cracks of their school administration, but has convinced a school to pay them for their services

Amy: Ella beat Sam to a bloody pulp and stole her lunch yesterday.
James: My teacher Mrs. Klanderglob marked up my essay to a bloody pulp and stole my hopes, dreams, self-confidence, and chances of going to college yesterday.
Amy: Sucks. At least you don't have much more to lose.
James: Not exactly. She always waits a day to enter the grades into the book. If you ever wanted to take a look at my left ball, do so now because you won't be able to after 5:30 this evening when my mom gets home from work.

by blunderpants August 1, 2019

Teacher

The person who helps you you solve problems that you'd never have without them.

The teacher gave me a paper with algebra questions today. WHEN WILL I USE ALGEBRA?!

by Unknown Name Definer September 23, 2019