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Tug Joint

The normally seedy joint where a man heads to relieve his aching blue balls by a women, Sometimes a massage is given at first but then carried on to a oily Tug, i.e Hand Job.
Hey boys Im off to the Tug Joint now.

Or

Hey Matty, there’s a massage parlor down that road, Nah that’s a Tug Joint for sure, let head in!
by ozlad80 March 26, 2011
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tugging Toobin

Publicly masturbating while others watch aghast
Jeffrey thought he'd logged off the Zoom call, and the whole class watched in horror as he started furiously tugging Toobin.
by Harold J. Palmer October 19, 2020
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Tug Cheese

The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.

Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
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English Tug

when you grab your penis, and a partner begins to move your arm in a stoking motion which creates masterbation, very similar to a dutch rudder.
A girl didn't want to touch my penis so i suggested an english tug.
by thee english tugger June 20, 2011
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Sleeve Tugging

When a woman is ready to leave and makes it known to her partner, with a gentle yet defeating tug of their sleeve.
It was lame how much sleeve tugging was going on at that birthday party last weekend.
by Chunkylover79 May 4, 2019
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Tug Cheese

The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.

Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
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Cup and Tug

The art of "cup"ping an individuals buttock whilst simultaneously "tug"ging your member. Preferably whilst the individual in question is sleeping / passed out drunk.
Bill: Did you hear that Sarah got given the cup and tug by a random media owner last night? She was completely passed out drunk!

Chris: Yeah that was all kinds o' nasty!
by KingRatWeasel August 16, 2015
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