useless tossers

someone who isnt of any use and is a bit of an idiot.

Useless tosser

You's cant even put that lightbulb in you are all useless tossers.

by useless tosser August 23, 2016

drunk tossers

When two men get hammered and find each others holes

My dad said he was not gay but then after going out with family I found out his buddy’s are drunk tossers.

by Truthoftheword July 26, 2021

salad tosser

someone who licks the inside and outside of an asshole

i heard that mario bosco and greg bruno are dating. they are such salad tossers.

by osamabeenstackin February 2, 2025

Woodbridge coin tosser

Vicious vigilante who throws coins at people who are walking the sidewalks of Woodbridge. His identity is yet to be revealed but his victims exceed over 20+ people.

“Have u heard about the bay harbour butcher”
“Nah but the Woodbridge coin tosser is much more brutal”
“I heard he gives Jews the coins, he can’t be that bad”

by Uncle Stronz February 7, 2025

passive tosser

A person influenced from external forces to have the latest fashion or accessory and then flaunting it.

That bloke is such a fkn passive tosser... He always has an ipod....
He is a passive "ipod" tosser!

by G Cody December 9, 2008

Tosser

British and Commonwealth slang for an idiotic or unintelligent fellow. It is used in informal slang and it is the British equivalent of the word “jerk”.

Oliver: Hey, did you see that ol’ chap over there? William: Yeah mate, he’s a tight-fisted tosser.

by Ask_a_brit_yankee April 7, 2025

Tosser

The act of attempting to masturbate or Toss from someone who is physically challeneged or retarded and is unable to do so because of this handicap.

Adam your drunk and acting like a tosser.

by Takticher April 2, 2009