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Tosser

The act of attempting to masturbate or Toss from someone who is physically challeneged or retarded and is unable to do so because of this handicap.
Adam your drunk and acting like a tosser.
by Takticher April 2, 2009
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Woodbridge coin tosser

Vicious vigilante who throws coins at people who are walking the sidewalks of Woodbridge. His identity is yet to be revealed but his victims exceed over 20+ people.
“Have u heard about the bay harbour butcher
“Nah but the Woodbridge coin tosser is much more brutal”
“I heard he gives Jews the coins, he can’t be that bad”
by Uncle Stronz February 7, 2025
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Tosser

A turtle, typically located around Bournemouth Beach.
"I hate el tossing turtle." or "I hate tossers"
by tidalattorney May 23, 2024
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Closet Tosser

(noun) Someone who masturbates (i.e has a "toss") but never admits to it (either because they think it's disgusting or otherwise). Girls make up the majority of secret tossers.
Frank: Oy Jenny, do you masturbate?

Jenny: No! That's disgusting!

Frank: Quit being a Closet Tosser already & just own up to it!
by J. Bloom May 13, 2014
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Word Salad Tosser

Someone who is not at a loss-for-words whilst bequeathing a rim job to their lover. Said yakety-jaws feels the need to continue the conversation well into the act of rimming, thus, depriving their mate from enjoying the unique erotic pleasure of analingus.
Sparks were flying in the bedroom last night--rimming was on the menu, however, the server was a real Word Salad Tosser ....yeah, he wouldn't shut the f**k up!
by joeydnewyork August 13, 2024
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tosser

A person that has to look up what tosser means on Urban Dictionary
He's such a tosser he had to look up what a tosser is on Urban Dictionary
by RhettX3 September 22, 2020
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drunk tossers

When two men get hammered and find each others holes
My dad said he was not gay but then after going out with family I found out his buddy’s are drunk tossers.
by Truthoftheword July 26, 2021
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