Closet Tosser

(noun) Someone who masturbates (i.e has a "toss") but never admits to it (either because they think it's disgusting or otherwise). Girls make up the majority of secret tossers.

Frank: Oy Jenny, do you masturbate?

Jenny: No! That's disgusting!

Frank: Quit being a Closet Tosser already & just own up to it!

by J. Bloom May 13, 2014

Word Salad Tosser

Someone who is not at a loss-for-words whilst bequeathing a rim job to their lover. Said yakety-jaws feels the need to continue the conversation well into the act of rimming, thus, depriving their mate from enjoying the unique erotic pleasure of analingus.

Sparks were flying in the bedroom last night--rimming was on the menu, however, the server was a real Word Salad Tosser ....yeah, he wouldn't shut the f**k up!

by joeydnewyork August 13, 2024

tosser

A person that has to look up what tosser means on Urban Dictionary

He's such a tosser he had to look up what a tosser is on Urban Dictionary

by RhettX3 September 22, 2020

Tosser

A turtle, typically located around Bournemouth Beach.

"I hate el tossing turtle." or "I hate tossers"

by tidalattorney May 23, 2024

useless tossers

someone who isnt of any use and is a bit of an idiot.

Useless tosser

You's cant even put that lightbulb in you are all useless tossers.

by useless tosser August 23, 2016

passive tosser

A person influenced from external forces to have the latest fashion or accessory and then flaunting it.

That bloke is such a fkn passive tosser... He always has an ipod....
He is a passive "ipod" tosser!

by G Cody December 9, 2008

Tosser

British and Commonwealth slang for an idiotic or unintelligent fellow. It is used in informal slang and it is the British equivalent of the word “jerk”.

Oliver: Hey, did you see that ol’ chap over there? William: Yeah mate, he’s a tight-fisted tosser.

by Ask_a_brit_yankee April 7, 2025