My timbers are shivering

When you are overly scared or overly anxious about something upcoming.

Ex: My timbers are shivering because I don't know if Urban Dictionary is going to accept my new definitions or not..

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

biting timber

when one has a giant boner and a chick is giving a bj and she uses her teeth

ouch fuck she gave me a biting timber

by lou sanus 696969 December 5, 2011

Timber

Slay af youtuber

Timber is slaying

by Agathaissoslayqjeen August 5, 2024

Timber

basically when you cant think of another word to say, just scream the word timber at the top of your lungs

its going down in yelling timber

by yeetus_feetus September 18, 2018

Nail Timber

Intense obsession with the look of one's toenails. Often shown by cutting them while doing something else, often with very freaky results. Most notably observed by June Drabble on her husband Ralph.

Beatrice: Yuck! Your feet are all sweaty. Don't be such a nail timber!

Ralph: But my toenails grew too long, I had to cut them!

Beatrice: That's freaky. Jogging and cutting your toenails - that just doesn't mix right.

Ralph: (scoffing) Oh yeah, well you try it Beatrice Middleton! We'll see if you're a nail timber someday!

Beatrice: (storming off) That's it! I'm gonna go run with Morris. At least he's not a nail timber like you!!!

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 23, 2010

Finishing Timber

Slang for a toothpick

After a nice meal I need a finishing timber

by pussmeat July 31, 2019

Straight-Cut Timber

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.

I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021