ace biscuits

When something is best of the best. Also an expression of a fondness of an item.

Do you like my new shirt?'…'Yeah, that's ace biscuits

by Shrek_dude May 25, 2016

milky biscuit

Milky biscuit is a phenomenon that occurs when inserting a malted biscuits up your anus. Post anal sex you remove a milky biscuit.

Adam, that's a milky biscuit in your anus, shall I remove it and make some tea?

by Malty webb March 11, 2017

Whore Biscuit

Someone who displays whoreish behavior.

Such as Mai Valentine from Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged as she is called a whore biscuit in episode 43.

by Whorebicuit October 4, 2011

fiery biscuits

Breasts; as described in the episode of The Mighty Boosh entitled "The Priest and the Beast".

Put away those fiery biscuits.

by moogyboobles October 16, 2005

Dipping biscuits

Similar to labia 'teabagging', but in some places it refers simply to sexual intercourse between a male and a female.

Female: So dude what are you doing tonight?

Male: Ah you know, just dipping biscuits with my girlfriend!

by dieselsucker October 21, 2012

Biscuit Theory

The thought concept of if you really want something, no matter the circumstances, just get it. No restrictions or excuses can get in your way of obtaining your goal no matter how big or small.

I was driving home from a trip one day and saw a billboard for a giant buttermilk biscuit. Being vegan, I thought to myself, "I can't have this". Then I said, "Fuck this, if I want a fucking biscuit, I'll have a damn biscuit". Since that day on, if I really want something, I'll go out and get it. This is Biscuit Theory in it's purest form.

by candiedbones September 7, 2017

Double Biscuit

When you take a shit on your bitch's chest, then you take another shit on your bitch's chest, and feed it to her all wrapped up in a Hardees biscuit wrapper during casual sex, usually occurring within a period of 30 minutes to two hours after an intensive video gaming session....

Man: Ayy girl lets finish this game of Rocket League then I'm gonna make a double biscuit for you for dinner.
Woman: Mmm baby that sounds delicious but first you need to get the fuck on goalie we're getting our shit kicked in.

by IsupposeHey December 10, 2017