Shane

An asshole who always criticizes others and pretends to be liked, because his parents don't really love him and all of his "friends" despise him and talk shit about him behind his back.
Jake: I came over here because Shane was an ass.
Wiley: We all know.
by TheUltimateMemer March 08, 2017
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shane is a fat buttholio
by iammostdispleased March 31, 2007
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A man who is homosexual in nature but denies it even though it is completely obvious, and he still so how inpregnates women even though he only "hot-dogs" it
"Man, Shane is gay as heck and he still some how gets more poon than me"- Mac Daddy Prince
by Wendy's Crew April 12, 2009
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Sparc Mac's admin, Shane, has a unique dynamic with his friend Perk that's characterized by playful teasing and occasional banter. While Shane might seem like a relentless picker-on, deep down, he treasures the connection he shares with Perk. Their friendship is marked by a special rapport where good-natured ribbing serves as the glue that binds them together. Shane's frequent jabs at Perk are more of a testament to their love for one another than anything else, showcasing a bond forged through years of shared experiences.

One thing that sets Shane apart within the community is his unapologetic willingness to dive into group activities, even if they veer into more adventurous territory. He's often the first to suggest or participate in group escapades, adding a dose of boldness and humor to the mix. His penchant for crude humor and risqué jokes only adds to the lively and fun atmosphere within the community, keeping everyone entertained and on their toes. Shane's vibrant personality, combined with his quirky friendship with Perk, makes him a memorable and beloved figure in Sparc Mac's realm.
Shane's love for Perk is like a never-ending roast that only true friends can share.
by SparcMac Discord September 06, 2023
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Shane stands for a boy who has a small dick and is a greasy monkey who never actually works on cars, just says he is going to. Shane is a small boy who likes to tattoo himself and laughs like a hyena.he may one day grow up but till he does he just watches cartoons and looks at car pictures and loves to watch porn.
Ryan: Shane how's it hanging?
Shane: shriveled and to the left.

You fuck fuck guy!
by iamjdm January 23, 2011
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It is a person who lacks in leadership roles. Most of them fancy beards however they look like a hipster crossed between a metro-sexual lumberjack and a tall tree. They often prefer to the power bottom in relationships. Their nemesis tend to narcissistic.
"Dude that guy Shane is a shitty Lead."
by BackDoorPoker June 16, 2016
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A little autistic retard that never pays attention. He always makes jokes at the worst time possible. He can never control his stupidity and tells you to laugh when his joke doesn't quite hit the mark.
Oh great, Shane is making shitty jokes again
by Some dude with an attitude February 05, 2019
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