by Blaze April 2, 2003
Get the posermug. I have a good definiton for poser. My cousin. She is very cool, but is a pretty big poser. SHe recently started liking rock. Her favorite bands are Green Day, Panic! at the Disco, AFI, Simple Plan, My Chemical Romance...and thats pretty much it. I asked her if she knew "Death Cab for Cutie" "Blink 182" and even the old songs of Green Day...and she had NO IDEA. SHe painted her nails black, borrows her sisters black shirts(which says 'baby phat' on them, but as long as they are black, she doesnt care), and started to hate pink. Well, I like rock and metal, but I dont dress all in black. Her myspace is sooo emo and she tries to hit on emo kids. Her sisters call her goth, but she denies it. WHAT GIVES?! I mean, she doesnt even know what Oldies are!!!! She has no idea who Korn or Slipknot is. She shoudl just give up.
Angela*: omg rock is the best!
me: have you heard "all the small things."? its REALLY CATCHY!
Angela*: what is that? a new radio station.
i cannot explain more. she is just a big poser. period.
*names have been changed, so i replaced her name with this girl i hate
me: have you heard "all the small things."? its REALLY CATCHY!
Angela*: what is that? a new radio station.
i cannot explain more. she is just a big poser. period.
*names have been changed, so i replaced her name with this girl i hate
by xXxI'm not OkayxXx November 28, 2006
Get the posermug. a person who habitually pretends to be something he is not
those who "talk the talk but don't walk
the walk".
Somebody that is one person around some poeple and someone completely different around other people.
Someone that can fit into more than one clique or subculture.
A person that changes there appearance and attitude to fit in with others that aren't like them. Ussually assosiated with:
Punk
Goth
Emo
Skaters
Ect.
those who "talk the talk but don't walk
the walk".
Somebody that is one person around some poeple and someone completely different around other people.
Someone that can fit into more than one clique or subculture.
A person that changes there appearance and attitude to fit in with others that aren't like them. Ussually assosiated with:
Punk
Goth
Emo
Skaters
Ect.
Sara (last years homecoming queen newly dressed chucks and and a SOCO tee ): "hey guys how 'bout that Edgar Blink 182.
random punk person:"eh"
Sara: "yeah, like that's hot!"
random punk person: "who are you Paris Hilton...what a poser!"
random punk person:"eh"
Sara: "yeah, like that's hot!"
random punk person: "who are you Paris Hilton...what a poser!"
by popodopolus May 13, 2006
Get the posermug. people who know a poser, should probably feel flattered. posers generally copy their friends, people who are unique get extremely P**sed at this :)
eg
Lauren: omg check out my myspace... its SOOO original
Elly: uhuh yea its so great you used your initiative, im so glad you copied and pasted my website into your blog :)
eg
Lauren: omg check out my myspace... its SOOO original
Elly: uhuh yea its so great you used your initiative, im so glad you copied and pasted my website into your blog :)
by dukkie July 5, 2006
Get the posermug. A poser is someone who acts like someone he/she is not to act cool. A poser will pretend to know all the latest trends that apply to the group he/she is trying to fit in with, but the poser will actually have no clue whatsoever.
This term mostly applies to stupid girls who try to act like Queen Bees they see on TV, by acting even MORE retarded (and telling people about it), speaking in a nasaly tone, acting like a drama queen (and being proud of it), pretending to have Paris Hilton-related problems, dropping names of designer brands she obviously doesn't wear, and/or claiming that she is a trash talker even though a 3 year old's putdowns could make her burst into fake tears.
This term mostly applies to stupid girls who try to act like Queen Bees they see on TV, by acting even MORE retarded (and telling people about it), speaking in a nasaly tone, acting like a drama queen (and being proud of it), pretending to have Paris Hilton-related problems, dropping names of designer brands she obviously doesn't wear, and/or claiming that she is a trash talker even though a 3 year old's putdowns could make her burst into fake tears.
ASpeaking with an enemy:
Anna: "OMG I'm soooo anorexic, even my Ralph Lauren cardigan won't make me feel better."
Alexa: "Ugh whatever, you poser!"
Anna: "O really, are you trying to be mean, like me????"
Alexa: "You're not mean, you're just a drama queen"
Anna: "OOOOOhhh, I know!"
Talking to a friend:
Sandrina: "It must be hard for actresses to act dumb."
Anna: "THAT'S SOOOOO NOT TRUE! I act dumb every day!"
the sad part about BOTH these examples is that they've actually happened. no lie.
Anna: "OMG I'm soooo anorexic, even my Ralph Lauren cardigan won't make me feel better."
Alexa: "Ugh whatever, you poser!"
Anna: "O really, are you trying to be mean, like me????"
Alexa: "You're not mean, you're just a drama queen"
Anna: "OOOOOhhh, I know!"
Talking to a friend:
Sandrina: "It must be hard for actresses to act dumb."
Anna: "THAT'S SOOOOO NOT TRUE! I act dumb every day!"
the sad part about BOTH these examples is that they've actually happened. no lie.
by alexgrrrrrl85 August 13, 2009
Get the posermug. by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
Get the Posermug. One who comes on Urban Dictionary to define 'poser' due to the fact that they are insecure about themselves. This term is throw around so much that it barely has an actual meaning, seeing as everyone needs to try to point the finger at who is a poser and who isn't. It's extremely pathetic and immature.
by Molten Cartledge September 10, 2010
Get the Posermug.