Tattoo Brain

The utter lack of any brain power or ability to think straight after a long tattoo.

After being tattooed, Jane was unable to count her cash due to a case of tattoo brain.

by Inkybynature October 13, 2018

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Nipple Tattoo

A nipple tattoo is pretty self explanatory. It usually occurs at a party or when one is intoxicated, and this person, usually female, gets a tattoo on their nipple. The tattoo is usually of a flower or, when the tattooist is intoxicated, a smiley face. Some creative designs include a bicycle or even a ham being held by a dinosaur.

Dude 1: Hey were you at that rager last night?
Dude 2: Yea man it was awesome. I got laid and I got a nipple tattoo.
Dude 1: Oh sweet man! It looks like an owl.

by BaeSlayer November 24, 2014

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Tattoo Wednesday

The only way to make Wednesday awesome-get a tattoo!

This is gonna be a hella long week, thank goodness it's Tattoo Wednesday.

by mo.glo July 06, 2011

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laptop tattoos

the marks made on your legs from having a laptop resting on them for wayyyyy too long.

I was on facebook all night long, and now I have some serious laptop tattoos goin' on.

by AliceInUnderland August 27, 2011

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Bieber Tattoo

A really poor quality and crappy tattoo that looks more like a doodle from your elementary school notebook, that was done with a pencil or a crayon instead of using an ink needle. Named after the cavalcade of shitty tattoos adorned on Justin Bieber's little chicken wings

Tattoo Artist: Hey man, how's the tattoo I gave.....why do you look pissed?
Customer: YOU GAVE ME A FUCKING BIEBER TATTOO!! I WANT MY GOD DAMN MONEY BACK!!

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018

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