Swiftie

A person into quickies, but always ends up disappointing their partners

She opened the app at the conference, knowing she had a minute to get laid before her panel discussion, but instead of a quickie, she ended up walking out of the corner room, disappointed by the Swiftie.

by Mr.Ripleylsm2 September 20, 2024

Swifty

Adjective describing something that is both swell and nifty

Joe: yo dude did you hear? Class is cancelled!
Jack: man that's really swifty!

by satan641 April 25, 2017

Swiftie

Someone who is a huge fan of Taylor SWift , knows every lyric to her songs , her details and supports her 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

Are you listening to Taylor Swift again?

Yes , Im such a swiftie!

by yourfavgreek November 14, 2023

swifties

most annoying fandom in the fandoms history

swifties are so miserable

by realbitchesdictionary.com May 23, 2024

Swifty

Someone who spews turds out of their mouth and their ears think it’s in the tune of Taylor Swift, but because her songs sound horrible to many human ears, it sounds like someone defecating on the carpet or tiles after removing their undergarments.

I heard a breakup on the radio, and I wanna get swifty in here. I took off my pants and panties as well.

by Beavis Is Awesome July 15, 2023

Swiftie

A domestic terrorist.

Swifties are signing up in record numbers to vote Demoncrat. If you're a Swiftie, you're asking for four more years of Biden and Co. You're destroying this country's moral fiber; so, you are a domestic terrorist.

by southplainshttredskins October 24, 2023

swiftie

A fan of the most amazing singer-songwriter ever, Taylor Swift.

Person 1: what are you listening to?
Person 2: karma by Taylor Swift.
Person 1: are you a Swiftie?
Person 2: obviously

by Hi.ijustsharted January 14, 2025