Swifty

When a female jacks you off with fast movement and she makes you ejaculate in a short amount of time.

My wife told me the kids were due home from school soon we didn’t have time to have sex. I felt really horny so I asked her to give a Swifty

by L892 March 8, 2025

Swiftie

A word referring to someone who listens to white chick artists such as Taylor Swift or One Direction. They possess digital skillset of a boomer, but were born and raised as a Gen-Z.

Mike is such a Swiftie. Can't even upload an image on IG even though we showed them how to .

by danqii May 1, 2024

Swiftie

A cult of mentally deranged species which have a similar appearance as a human being but have room temperature average IQ (in Celsius)

"Bro she's a 10 but she's a swiftie" "She's retarded"

by ryandc1 February 16, 2024

Swiftie

noun. a Taylor Swift Fan, or Fans.

“Wow! You spent 800$ on taylor swift merch? You much be a huge swiftie!”

by lauryn.luvs.you May 17, 2023

Swiftie

A mental illness that should be part of the DSM-5

Joey: I heard Ashley is a swiftie, I hope she recovers.

by green_queen August 10, 2023

Suwannee Swifty

When you rooster fuck your wife on your anniversary and then go fishing in Suwannee

Hey man you want to go fishing with us tomorrow? Yeah but man it’s my wedding anniversary! Fuck that bitch just give her the old Suwannee Swifty!

by FDBCUH June 21, 2022

July 18: swifty appreciation day

A day that which we appreciate the wonderful person we know as Swifty

"Do you know what day it is?" July 18th? "Not just July 18th, its July 18: swifty appreciation day!"

by Kirby_Krauser July 18, 2021