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Swiftie Math

Also known as the numerology of Taylor Swift, which revolves around the number 13. From Taylor’s birthdate to her flight from Tokyo to Super Bowl 58 (5 + 8 = 13)—a trip that would take her approximately 13 hours—to attend her 13th NFL game this season, which is taking place on February 11 (2 + 11 = 13) with the Kansas City Chiefs facing the San Francisco 49ers (4 + 9 = 13). Also, adding her ubiquitous 13 to her boyfriend Travis’s #87 Chiefs’ jersey yields the perfect score 100.
Swiftie math provides math teachers worldwide a golden opportunity to expose millions of oft-math-anxious students-Swifties to the pseudoscience of numbers.
by Numerati February 11, 2024
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Swiftie

A word referring to someone who listens to white chick artists such as Taylor Swift or One Direction. They possess digital skillset of a boomer, but were born and raised as a Gen-Z.
Mike is such a Swiftie. Can't even upload an image on IG even though we showed them how to .
by danqii May 1, 2024
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Swifty

When a female jacks you off with fast movement and she makes you ejaculate in a short amount of time.
My wife told me the kids were due home from school soon we didn’t have time to have sex. I felt really horny so I asked her to give a Swifty
by L892 March 8, 2025
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Swifty

"Girl i am such a swifty! I listened to her new album last night! All of the songs! 5 times!"
by MaskedWriter September 13, 2023
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Suwannee Swifty

When you rooster fuck your wife on your anniversary and then go fishing in Suwannee
Hey man you want to go fishing with us tomorrow? Yeah but man it’s my wedding anniversary! Fuck that bitch just give her the old Suwannee Swifty!
by FDBCUH June 21, 2022
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swiftie

guy: yo man i heard your crush is a swiftie
another guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by fuckswiftieslmao December 17, 2023
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swiftie bestie

A swiftie bestie refers to a best friend who is one of the most amazing people ever. It is a person who is very kind and very trustful. It is a person who is very talented but does not accept it because they are very humble at the same time. Overall this person is best best friend that one can ever ask for.
My best friend from Wisconsin is very talented and very kind. She is very trustful and can be trusted with anything. Overall she is an amazing swiftie bestie.
by Amazing young person June 2, 2022
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