Being awesome enough that when you fart, it sounds like the music from the old spice swagger commercial.
by Sykosquril December 30, 2012

by Bucky Larson658588788 December 13, 2013

when you're wasted and it's working for the ladies; you can't walk but you're pullin' ass; when you land a piece of ass that you're too drunk for
This is an emergent phenomenon which occurs when both parties are drunken to the point of impairment. Inhibitions are all dissolved. All rational mental functioning is absent.
This is an emergent phenomenon which occurs when both parties are drunken to the point of impairment. Inhibitions are all dissolved. All rational mental functioning is absent.
Damn he's drunk as hell. How'd that drunk motherfucker get that hot chick. All his friends are like, How'd he do it? He's holding onto beams in the bar to stand up and the ladies are feelin' it. John's got that swagger mack.
Melissa attacked me on the porch, busted my knee up. I didn't how I got hurt until they told me.
Melissa attacked me on the porch, busted my knee up. I didn't how I got hurt until they told me.
by White Guerrilla July 12, 2012

by Justin Jigglenips March 27, 2010

by JahmezL November 11, 2010

David: Hey Jason, why are you wearing that tie with a polo?
Jason: David, quit being a swagger nagger.
Jason: David, quit being a swagger nagger.
by Kaileung November 15, 2010

by Alfred 'Easy' Elgo June 11, 2006
