[shit] [stranded]

To be left high and (not so) dry in a time of urgent need.

Nearly everyone, at some point in their life, has been shit stranded in a bathroom. Upon realizing there is no toilet paper for use, a person must then make the critical decision to either yell to passers-by for possible aid or make a pantsless, mad dash to the race nearest double ply roll.

A.K.A. wayward wipers

by Dr. K.B. August 30, 2008

Backdoor-stranger

A method of sexual stimulation which requires one to sit on the hand until numb and then proceed to finger ones butt-hole.

"I heard Kenny attempted a backdoor-stranger yesterday, but it went awry."

by John Winston The 1st January 29, 2010

The Strangler

1)A mythical serial killer from Glasweigan folklore. Supposedly the Strangler was once called was a six feet tall imposing figure better known as who was quite fond of an ancient scottish bru known as 'The swally'. According to folklore The Strangler was quite fond of gripping a mates neck during copulation , which he denies was intentional. He was frequently known for stalking his prey into houses then being locked out and sleeping in the pishing rain for two hours. He was once rumored to have even inflicted some pishing rain upon himself. He also betrayed his whole city and refused point blank to give up the swally , resulting in everyone dying.

'ir you the strangler'

by mountvernontechnoforce August 31, 2013

Farm Strange

First time sexual relations with an individual from a different farm.

Meeting that farmer’s daughter made me humpity for some farm strange.

by CateStar February 1, 2019

anal stranger

A random guy that a woman is willing to engage in anal sex with. Never someone she has a romantic interest in.

“Hey Jim, did Maureen let you fuck her in the ass yet?”
“No, she says that’s off limits cause she loves me, I’m not some anal stranger”

by Ttk1027 September 11, 2019

Dr Stranger

Taking the original stranger to the next level and particularly applicable to Marvel fans.

You will need a piece of red cloth or cloak to symbolise the cloak of levitation.
Lean on your arm until completely numb as you normally would when attempting a stranger.

Once numb, fully wrap your hand in the "cloak of levitation" and begin the deed.
As in the Dr Strange film, it will seem the cloak is very helpful in these dangerous situations and will navigate you and yours to safety.
Upon completion simply discard the offending cloak/cloth and blame the multiverse.

Dr Strange: Horny AF I am but the ol' digits aren't quite able to grasp the big fella just yet. Any chance cloaky?

Cloak of levitation: *wrap and whack. I am the Dr Stranger

by ToeKnee Jee March 14, 2021

curious stranger

An act performed by a sexually curious male that involves the use of a topical numbing agent. The curious subject beats his meat until it has become engorged with blood and is hard and stiff as a board. The subject then applies a generous amount of topical numbing agent to their engorged penis. Once the numbing agent has taken full effect, the subject proceeds to feel, fondle, and beat that numb dick until climax! The sensation that is felt by the subject is that equivalent to jerking off another man’s dick to completion. Ideally this would be the “try it first” part of entering into a homosexual or bisexual lifestyle as there is no risk of disease or commitment.

Wow bro, I am defiantly gay! Last night’s curious stranger was awesome, I really liked the feel of that fatty in my hand and being able to control the the nut!

by Wett noodle August 31, 2022