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Spenser's Luck

Spenser's Luck is an unbelievable river card in poker.
"I can't believe you got that straight on the river! You have Spenser's Luck!"
by Christopher Trilling December 19, 2007
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Sons of Anarchy style

shoot someone in the back of the head on a shooting game!
sons of anarchy style is when you are playing modern warfare or any other type of shooting game when you kill someone by shooting them in the back of the head with a machine gun. (sons of anarchy is a show on fx)
by kamren91 January 1, 2012
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Sonsband

When the cougar marries the prey; i.e., the much, much younger husband of a cougar.
Demi Moore and her sonsband Ashton divorced after recurring arguments over Ashton's playstation time.
by American Hustler June 11, 2016
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sponsored content

Snonym for advertisement or click-bait. Also called "promoted content", to trick the people who *finally* figured out sponsored content also means "bullshit follows".

It's usually some picture completely out of context for the advert, just there to draw your attention to the fraudlent, errr, sponsored content. These spurious pictures used to bounce around in their frames, before the Geneva Convention outlawed those mechanisms (and HTML flash tags) as crimes against humanity.

Underneath each spurious photo will be a partial headline designed to create a curiosity or "intellectual" itch that needs to scratched. For instance, "Doctors recommend that all parents of three headed babies do this..". Sometimes these lies, err, partial headlines are keyed to you location, in order to astonish you that something "important" is happening nearby. For instance "If you live near Ulan Bator, your mortgage could be paid...". Sponsored content usually appears in groups of four to six turds, or frames, at the end of an article. Nowadays, a real story may lurk in the fecal matter, to try to fool you into clicking on one of the nearby stools.
1) Never click on sponsored content; it can summon the devil, or something even more evil from Taboola!

2) "Sponsored content" is related to "useful" as "Jussie Smollett" is to "truthful".
by therealmookmerkin April 11, 2019
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Company Sponsored Hangover

When you go to work the day after a night out paid for by the company.
Evan: Have you heard, the Office Xmas Party's on a Thursday this year. Best take Friday off huh?
Sarah: No way; company sponsored hangover ;).
by JB42 August 21, 2010
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angry sponsor

AA sponsor who is always pissed off, rides you because his life sucks and it makes him feel better
My new AA sponsor is an angry sponsor, he must not be getting laid right.
by DaTraveler November 25, 2013
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Rich but only uses sponsors

Mr beast is rich but only uses sponsors
by kidsaretasty September 10, 2020
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