Asylum sneakers

Crappy trainers that asylum seekers wear . Normally Lonsdale or bargain budget black and white Nikes

Mate get down the shops and buy some decent trainers and get those Asylum sneakers in the bin

by Grantox August 8, 2025

Gal-Sneaker

Originating in 1870, a 'gal-sneaker' is a man who's devoted to seduction (much like the period equivalent of a pick-up artist.

“That's the fifth woman he's brought over today. What a gal-sneaker.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

Sneaker

Someone that listens to the sneak attack podcast

Reid hey sneakers

by Tofer March 7, 2020

Sneakeratively

To approach a person or place without being noticed until the last possible second.

"Are you watching"? "Well yea, if I wasn't, I wouldn't have told you about that guy. And he showed up sneakeratively"!

by SageHood928 June 28, 2022

sneaker test

Relates to: free boatride plan.

Sneaker test is a non genetic update of the "one drop" test which separated out those who had even "one drop" of african blood in their ancestry to determine if they were black.

The sneaker test is not genetic but determines if you are black by how you react to being sat down and then having your sneakers taken away. If you fly into a rage get violent cry demand their immediate return or if you spent more than 160 dollars on said sneakers you are black and free boatrides are for you.
If you react like this to someone taking away your right under the 2a to defend your life against crime or tyranny with a firearm then you are a patriot or white or both. If you react this way to having your fascist worldview based on your of entitled victimhood taken away you are a progressive antifa or libtard.

The sneaker test quickly revealed Colin's roots and qualified him for a )free boatride.

by Flush the tpp March 12, 2018