Skeeter eater

A slutty individual who consumes profuse amounts of semen...

Man, did you meet that chick at the party the other night? She went home with the whole crew, turned out to be a skeeter eater!

by Davidnumber7 September 25, 2023

skeeter meat

When a man has a small, short, and thin penis.

Girl 1: How was your night with Greg?
Girl 2: Oh he was great! Took me out to the fair, then to dinner. But....
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019

Skeeter beater

A person that beats there meat to skeet while music is playing in background

Bro I'm a skeeter beater

by bill cosby number 1 February 1, 2018

Skeeter-Skoob

Someone who regularly asks his friends or acquaintances for spare cigarettes;
One who skoobs skeeters.

"Hey, lemme skoob a skeeter, will ya?"
"Skeeter-Skoob!"

by Skeeterskoob707 August 16, 2022

skeetering

When a dueshbag is sitting with a group of friends, and everyone is talking to each other and theres the one person who when they are so into thier phone, that they seem to ignore any questions and then respond 5 mins later to something totally different than they were just asked.

I was talking to Ron at the party, but he was skeetering so much that he didnt even know i was talking to him

by jageerox September 12, 2015

Skeeter

A really cool guy! He gets lots of women! Generally hot ones. Loves to have a good time. He is so crazy!

Man I wish I was a skeeter.

by WaneFreeman April 16, 2018

Skeeter

A game in which a vibrator is passed around in a circle until someone orgasms

Do you guys want to play a round of skeeter tonight?

by Bone… June 7, 2024