That will be a no from me.
Dude: I just asked her out and got Simon Cowell’d.
Waiter: Would you like to try the squid, tonight?
Customer: That’s a no from me.
Waiter: Why does the squid always get Simon Cowell’d?
Waiter: Would you like to try the squid, tonight?
Customer: That’s a no from me.
Waiter: Why does the squid always get Simon Cowell’d?
by Luna Stark November 20, 2019
Get the Simon Cowell’d mug.A YouTuber, part of the Sidemen group, has a few songs out(check them out), has a podcast - What's Good? with Randolph who is a friend of the Sidemen who regularly helps film videos. Simon is allegedly known to be KSI(JJ)'s boyfriend, Calfreezy's twin one may say. He is an elite Fortnite dancer, the rap or crap mastermind, TikToking skills master, dyes his hair often, most importantly GREAT AT FOOTBALL and is quite handsome to be fair. He was a posh kid who went to a private school. He calls his friend Zerkaa(Josh) old when in reality he is only 3 days younger.
Person 1 - "hey, have you watched the new Simon Minter video?"
Person 2 - "lol, what's up with you calling him like that, mate?"
Person 2 - "lol, what's up with you calling him like that, mate?"
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Get the Simon Sawyer mug.Simona is a middle aged lady. She yells for no reason, and doesn't permit nice smells in her class (for risk of an L1)
Simona is annoying.
Simona is annoying.
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An indie band with 3 women who sing soft gentle music. Good/mostly keyboard but they only have around 2 verses in each song making it a mostly instrumental band. They are based in america; they aren't very famous. Sad Song is their biggest hit.
au revoir simone's sad song:
"Write me a sad song,
cos that's what i wanna hear,
i want you to make me cry,
i wanna remember the places that we left,
lost to the mists of time..
i know that,
you'll go soon - you'll find out so take me with you
.. always"
"Write me a sad song,
cos that's what i wanna hear,
i want you to make me cry,
i wanna remember the places that we left,
lost to the mists of time..
i know that,
you'll go soon - you'll find out so take me with you
.. always"
by Chloe x May 24, 2008
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