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Shrek

Someone or something of pure sexy-ness or of an onion. This ogre is what you think of when you think Perfection.

Shrek is also a way to describe time. One shrek is 1 hour 47 minutes.
1) Hey, James! Your looking quite shrek today!
2) Tyler: Hey bro, what time is it?

Ethan: It's about 6 shreks, almost 7.
by Onion_noinO December 8, 2019
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shrek

If you don't know who Shrek is you are missing out in life!. FIRST Shrek is sexy hot green booger . SECOND Shrek believes that onions have layers ( SUPER HOT!). THIRD Shrek will make everyone drool by just watching a few seconds of the movie. FOURTH Fiona just DIVORSED Shrek so he is now single😍. LAST BUT NOT LEAST Shrek got a fatty *bites lip* but Shrek be catching mood swings.
me: Shrek is so hot and sexy
friend: ikr

me: I'm happy you agree but back off my man!🙄
by papiisshrexy October 19, 2020
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Shrek

An all powerful being,
He can ogre anyone by just thinking so
Can end Farquad like he can end the universe, easily.
You can smell his savoury onion smell from miles away, his essence fills the air.
National bird of America.
Plays the saxaphone really well.
Person one: is that a bird?
Person two: is that a plane?
Person three: no its flying shrek
by XXXX____Coconut_____XXXXX October 18, 2020
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Shrek

The Hulk in his mid-life crisis. He's gained weight, lost muscle, and gotten trapped by marriage.

He has a ginormous, just absolutely massive green cock and a sweet sweet vest.
Person 1: Man, Hulk really let himself go.
Person 2: Yeah, marriage will do that to ya, he's a real Shrek now.
by Sausage_and_Meatballs February 10, 2019
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Shrek

A ogre whos also part monke and has frand called donke. He likes to eat humans. He is a god and rank 4th in coolest people in the world. He is also a lil thicc due to ogrey.
Oh my god thats shrek do you think he will eat my eye!
by Shrekness March 24, 2022
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shrek

a green sexy ogre who lives in a swamp and does not like when people are in his swamp.
Person1: OMG LOOK OVER THERE ITS SHREK
Shrek: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!!!!!
by Ilikefoodbutnotjennifer May 13, 2018
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Shrek

The biggest, most green, and thiccest boi you will ever meet. His deep brown eyes are beautiful and his smile can light up a whole swamp.
Hey look at that thicc boi over there

Yeah he must be a shrek
by SUPERCAKE211 September 6, 2019
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