the shape of water

A movie by Guillermo Del Toro, that contrary to popular belief, is not a charming documentary about lakes and other bodies of water, but about fish-monster/human sex.

Person 1: Have you seen The Shape of Water? Person 2: Yeah! It's about lakes, right? Person 1: Nah man, it's just fish sex.

by jeh21 March 12, 2018

shape rotator

someone who has a higher visuospatial IQ than verbal IQ; more attuned to empiricism and technical pursuits.

deep learning vs crypto is a clear divide of shape rotators vs wordcels. the former offends theorycel aesthetic sensibilities but empirically works to produce absurd miracles. the latter is an insane series of nerd traps and sky high abstraction ladders yet mostly scams

by thefirstrotator February 3, 2022

beaver scrape

The female equivalent of teabagging.

After being killed in a first-person shooter video game, such as Halo or Call of Duty, when your (female) opponent squats repeatedly on you, imitating the act of dipping her vagina on any or all of your body.

Rather humiliating, especially when there's more than one of them doing it. Because, come on, you just got pwned by a girl. Even though there are no girls on the internet.

Other popular pseudonyms for this particular phenomenon include: clambag, taco bar, fish smear, etc.

FunkmasterFritz: Damn, that chick just teabagged me! I can't wait to assassinate her when I see her next.

Buhbuhbam13: That's not teabagging idiot, that's what is called a "beaver scrape." She probably digs you man! ;)

FunkmasterFritz: Whatever the fuck. I don't care. I'm gonna assassinate that bitch when I spawn.

Stefunny85 (girl): *rolls eyes*

by the Unicorn Brethren January 14, 2011

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs December 9, 2008

scraper

an oldsmobile from the 80's one which one can put a whistle tip muffler. It's an East Oakland Cali thing. The term derived from the fact that when one dips or presses the gas and steps on the brake simultaneously the front and back bumpers SCRAPE the ground.

Yo I just put a whistle tip and some by-nines on my SCRAPER.

by sergism January 18, 2004

mushroom-shaped welt

A mark left on someone's flesh resulting from being slapped by a penis. The impact of thebulbous glans penis and narrower shaft leaves a mark with a shape much like that of the fruiting body of a mushroom.

Your mother wasn't very careful with her teeth when she was sucking my wang, so I pulled my dong out of her mouth and beat her on the face with it, leaving several mushroom-shaped welts that developed into bruises that were clearly visible when she picked you up from school later that day.

by Baller-Ass Nigga June 17, 2004

Pear-shaped

Something that has gone pear-shaped has gone wrong: this is based on the visualisation of a plan being like a perfect circle. When something goes wrong, the plan is distorted and becomes pear-shaped.

It was all going well, then Jonno dropped the ball and it all went pear-shaped.

by Wowbagger (the Infinitely Prolonged) June 11, 2003