i'm so shitted

A drunk text expression instead of saying I'm so drunk.

At a party
Person one: hey what's up
Person two (drunk): I'm so shitted
Person one: fuckin rad

by Attention blog November 12, 2013

Slotted

When someone is in deep sleep.

Guy1: Damn I was tired asl
Guy 2: yea nigga you was slotted

by Essemac December 6, 2018

Spotted Tongue

When One Person, By Use of A Rope, Spreads Another Person's AssCheeks open, so their rectum is stretched. The Person then licks the rectum until it bleeds.

my girlfriend gave me a spotted tongue. My Asshole Still Burns.

by Rick December 20, 2004

shorted

When your smoking a cigarette and the butt gets even with the
pointer and middle finger and you cant grasp the the end of it with your lips

shorted

by mr illusiv 4 July 2, 2009

Snotted

Being Intoxicated.

"Oh man! I drank so much beer last night! I am completely snotted"

by snwbrdngsfinest December 7, 2009

Shottied

The act of shooting someone, and usually killing them, with a shotgun

Bill saw some guy breaking into someone's house, so he pulled out his 12-gauge and shottied him.

by viking bloodaxe January 7, 2009

Shitted In Your Mouth

the act of proving someone wrong

Guy 1: Lebron James won the 2015 NBA Finals
Guy 2: No He didn't Stephen Curry did
Guy 1: Whatever
Guy 2: Yea I Just shitted in your mouth!

by Prince Christian November 16, 2015